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rcrush

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Mon Nov-09-09 02:53 PM
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Jessica Alba Machete Poster!

First Look: Jessica Alba Machete Poster!
Source:ComingSoon.net
November 4, 2009

ComingSoon.net spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete today at the American Film Market (AFM) featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana!

"Machete" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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Richardo

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Mon Nov-09-09 02:58 PM
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1. Wow that movie sounds like crap.

:boring:

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EOTE

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Mon Nov-09-09 04:01 PM
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2. I loved the trailer for it.

Of all the fake trailers in Grindhouse, Machete was the one I most wanted to see become a real movie. Followed closely by Thanksgiving and Nazi Werewolves of the SS.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Mon Nov-09-09 04:11 PM
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3. Agreed.

Spoiler...

But, we already know the ending! He ends up in the hot tub with his enemy's wife and daughter....nekkid. Something I'd enjoy seeing again...if not for it possibly being Jessica Alba.

:shrug:

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LTR

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Tue Nov-10-09 02:15 AM
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5. "Thanksgiving" was freakin' brutal!

That would make a great flick!

Same with "Machete".

Now, where the hell is this "Sin City 2" Rodriguez has been promising?

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EOTE

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Tue Nov-10-09 11:33 AM
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8. This year, there will be no leftovers. NT.

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Capn Sunshine

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Tue Nov-10-09 02:17 AM
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6. what, no love for Nazi Werewolves?

THAT would totally kick ASS

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EOTE

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Tue Nov-10-09 11:31 AM
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7. I'd definitely like to see that one as well.

Especially if they could get Nicholas Cage to be in it. Sometimes I find him annoying, but I think he'd be pretty badass in that.

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Forkboy

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Mon Nov-09-09 04:14 PM
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4. Like I need another reason to want to see it.

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