What should the 150,000th DUer get?

[Bossy Monkey]

For the 10th slot, I wanted to put "Directions to the Lounge," but "Other" is better. ("Robb is a dingbat" is better still, but I leave that for Robb.) Feel free to choose this as your Other suggestion, though.

[charlie and algernon]

1. one of those electronic cigarettes and a gift certificate to Olive Garden

[Bossy Monkey]

4. I thought electronic cigarettes came and went in the early '90s

bringing down F. Ross Johnson and RJR Nabisco. Who'd a thunk bad flavor would be a marketing stumbling block?

[charlie and algernon]

5. they've made a resurgence

I see them being sold at kiosks in all the malls

[Ikonoklast]

2. A nice steaming pile of abuse.

Delivered free of charge.

[rurallib]

3. Gotta stick with tradition and go with the abuse.

[hippywife]

6. Other: A recount?

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

7. A toaster oven, of course

:-)

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Damn! I thought it was a toaster. Gotta update the registry. n/t

[Deep13]

8. a flu shot nt

[Bossy Monkey]

9. You're the one who stole the vaccine truck, weren't you?:) n/t

[Deep13]

12. LOL

Um, define "stole."

:hide:

[kentauros]

11. ~ ~

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

[Beer Snob-50]

13. the xtra bed at missmillie's

now that her son is moving out.

[hunter]

14. Accusations of being a sock puppet...

...which will likely be true.

[Bossy Monkey]

16. I think we should all welcome 150,000th DUer DubyaIsStillYourGod

:P

[Dr. Strange]

15. crabs

[Iggo]

17. Bent.

Or stuffed.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Just 88 new DUers to go! You can feel the excitement building!

:P

[cbdo2007]

19. How about a copy of "The Audacity of Hope" signed by the other 149,999 DU members.

[Bossy Monkey]

20. I think about 100,000 of those have been banned

(Not a crack at mods or admins; an awful lot of our registrations have been sockpuppets of previous disruptors). So maybe one signed by the President would be better.:)

[Individualist]

33. Probably more than that.

[hippywife]

37. That's why my suggestion

was a recount. ;)

[Rhiannon12866]

21. A star...

:party:

[Bossy Monkey]

25. Lovely idea, seriously

... assuming it isn't the aforementioned DubyaIsStillYourGod.:)

29 to go.

[Rhiannon12866]

26. Yikes! I never even thought of that...

We've already had way too many of those... x(

Maybe we should start recruiting. I was, back in the day, and I paid it forward... ;)

[Bossy Monkey]

27. I was, too, actually. My namesake (real name, not my cat) searched his name on the Internet,

found me, and suggested (due to the Trotskyist leanings of my webpage) that I'd fit in here. He may have been right.

9 new DUers to go.

[Rhiannon12866]

40. Actually, I joined before the person who turned me on to DU...

He was a lurker for a long time, while I just signed up... And I sent threads to my like-minded friend for ages, until she finally joined in 2005, as a surprise for my birthday. The next month, for her birthday, I gave her a star... :-)

And I'm reasonably confident that the mods would head new member Bush_is_still_my_god off at the pass... ;)

[PBS Poll-435]

22. TS'd n/t

[RushIsRot]

23. The Bill!

[LostInAnomie]

24. Instant suspicion and derision until they get the magic 1000+

[JanMichael]

28. Some type of VD. nt.

[MilesColtrane]

29. "Chuggo Rappin' to the Classics" CD

[Tommy_Carcetti]

31. I like this thought....nt

[Catshrink]

30. Keys to the DU grotto

[Bertha Venation]

32. A force-field that lasts as long as it takes for him/her to be

accepted as not being a troll.

[madinmaryland]

34. A signed copy of the Brazilian Joke from madinmaryland.

[JTG of the PRB]

35. It's at 149,999 now... one to go!

[hippywife]

38. It's now 150,000.

Wonder who it is? Can they stand the pressure? :rofl:

[sarge43]

36. An evening free of charge in the

Lounge Your Every Tacky Fantasy Come True Lazy Boy Spa.

We'll randomly abuse 150K later.

[Madrone]

39. Other.

Accused of being a freeper, just like the rest of us!!

There's no special treatment for showing up late to the party! :D