Sweet Jeezus David Carusoe is a shitty actor!

[mcctatas]

Just had to get that off my chest, thanks!

[Rhiannon12866]

1. As a matter of fact, he is...

Thanks for the reminder... :rofl:

On edit: I just figured out why you posted this. I changed the channel... ;)

[SeattleGirl]

2. But he does the "Carusoe Sunglasses Move" so damned well!

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

3. I can't find the fecking clicker and have CSI Miami going on

for background noise, it's like he's trying to do an imitation of Shatner and failing :wtf:?

[SeattleGirl]

8. More like he's doing an imitation of Shatner doing an imitation of him

doing an imitation of Shatner.

Or something.....

:rofl:

[Tikki]

21. Or Jack Lord....

from Hawaii 5-0.
We call CSI:Miami....Miami 5-0 around our home and we call
Caine...McGarrett E(ast)C(oast).




Tikki

[Iggo]

4. CSI Miami's great...for the first couple of minutes.

All the way up until Captain Obvious sees the severed-headed bodies all over the place and says something insightful like, "What we have here...is a murder!" Once The Who starts screaming, it's over.

[alphafemale]

5. But he can remove his sunglasses with such "flair"

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

7. that's pretty much it

[old mark]

6. He portrays the full range of emotions

from A to B.

If it weren't for the sunglasses, he'd have absolutely nothing but the grimace and the head tilt.
Is he the most highly paid shitty actor in the world?

mark

[SoCalDem]

10. A to A-

:)

[old mark]

22. Well, OK - I was thinking of his mighty performances in "NYPD Blue."

He had very good writers and a great cast that made him seem competent - why would they cast such a a schmuck in such a good show - both of which are lacking in Miami. I guess they rely on him to carry it all. Him and the bikini clad young ladies.

He made a few movies after he left NYPD, too - his great career move.....


mark

[cleveramerican]

9. They sure do get a lot of mileage out of brightly painted rooms on that show

[Kajsa]

13. The sets on that show

are great!

The BUILDINGS are colorful, not the drab
grayish blue melting into a wannabe "earthtone"
you find everywhere in SoCal.

That alone has me wanting to visit Miami
some day.

[Iggo]

20. Oh my god and those beatiful aerial shots.

That, my friends, is what HD TV was made for.

[Orrex]

11. Give him credit where due, though

He made erstwhile real estate tycoon Nicholas Cage seem positively dynamic by comparison in 1995's Kiss of Death.

[old mark]

23. Cage is sometimes very good.

Sometimes very not.

mark

[elocs]

12. But he does make a nice living being a shitty actor.

Not all of us can make good money being shitty at what we do for a living.

[peekaloo]

14. CGI: MyHammy

[joeybee12]

15. He poses, he doesn't act...n/t

[DainBramaged]

16. Well, he's made quite the career at being a bad actor hasn't he?

He probably makes more money PER EPISODE in reruns than we make annually.


Oh well.



Sir, for your choice of career paths, pick a door, is it, door number one, following in the footsteps of George Bush, the worst politician in history, door number two, Artumus Himple, pig farmer from Arkansas, or door number three, David Carusoe, bad actor who gets paid A LOT of money. Choose carefully.

[Dr. Strange]

17. Oh come on. Be nice.

http://www.yeaahh.com/index.php?id=06b9c72a24eccf796c160c6bf75c1725

[gmoney]

18. I dunno

For some reason I'm watching the movie "Charly" with Cliff Robertson, and he's such a ham, it's unbelievable. Makes Caruso look excellent.

I forgot there was an attempted "date rape" scene in here...

[graywarrior]

19. These are the times I wish the lounge had a recommend

[Wapsie B]

24. Well while you're concentrating on him I'm all about Eva Larue and Emily Procter.

sigh..............

[Iggo]

25. Eva LaRue...mmmm....

[Flaxbee]

26. not to hijack the thread, but has anyone watched the 'original' CSI

with Laurence Fishburn taking over for William Petersen?

What do you think? I haven't seen it... don't even know what day/time it's on.

[Tikki]

27. Excellent casting...

Tikki

[quakerboy]

28. I have

They needed to do something to freshen it all up. Not sold on Fishburne yet. Its oddly contrasting, he seems less polished, less hollywood than the other actors. Like the genuine human in perfectly cast plastic crew, which kinda throws me a little.

[SeattleGirl]

29. I think the show has found it's stride again. It seemed very strange

at first, (not a knock on Fishburn at all) but I think it's gotten a lot better now that he's been on there awhile. It's as if the actors have gotten comfortable with each other, and now know how to play off each other very well, like they did when the original cast was on.

[chrisa]

30. His character is terrible.

I have to laugh at the typical Hollywood cheese, where, upon shooting somebody, he just calmly walks up or says a snappy one-liner.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

31. What gave it away?

:silly: