This is a poem or whatever I wrote about my dog philboy in 2001.
There was a french fry Of the McDonald's variety That laid on the ground On the property of Dixie the old neighbor dog Four inches from the back fence As the crow flies
Said french fry Was swarmed with ants Numbering ten thousand strong In the sweltering summer sun
The scent of the french fry Was discovered by philboy Who was overwhelmed with desire To eat the fry Which caused philboy to Begin a horrible and relentless pursuit By sticking his stupid nose And stretching his paw Through the property fence
His mission was clear To eat the fry At any cost Despite repeated warnings From the great one called Daddy Even risking an appendage Being caught In the sharp fence holes
After a full half hour Of this nonsense Daddy erected the temporary plastic white fence Which formed a semi-circle Against the permanent back fence In hopes of distancing The enticing aroma Of the french fry From philboy
After one moment of raw instinct philboy knew his solution "I must jump inside the semi-circle" Formed between the permanent fence And the temporary fence In order to continue his single minded pursuit Of the ant covered fry
With the useless philboy Now trapped between the fences Unable to harbor the fry Nor able to free himself from his horrible fence trap He decided to Continue his fruitless pursuit Of the disgusting fry
Faced with diminishing options Daddy traveled 100 feet to the deck To retrieve the fly swatter And then Daddy Climbed inside the fence semi-circle With philboy In an attempt to use the fly swatter To flick the fry Out of philboy's scent range
Due to the limited length of the swatter Daddy toiled and reached and toiled To flick the fry Further into the yard of neighbor dog dixie With philboy barking and growling Inside the semi-circle Due to the flicking motion Of the fly swatter
The ant covered french fry Was finally flicked out of scent range But only after The armpit of Daddy Became swollen, injured and sore From stretching over the fence
4. Not really but you're pretty cute too with those big lips of yours
and gay marriage is legal here in Germany. So come on down, you're the next contestant on the Love Is Right! Bob Barker is not the host, thankfully. :P
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