CONFESS!!!! Post why the Admin would never pick you as a DU Moderator

[LynneSin]

EarlG still hasn't forgiven me for taking the last beer out of the fridge and I think Skinner got tired of me yelling at him to put the *)#$ @#$& toilet seat down.

What's your reason?

[SIMPLYB1980]

1. I would hand out tombstones like candy on Halloween.

But then again there is no way I would want to moderate a political board, no offense to our mods I know it is hard work.

[taterguy]

2. The fact that I constantly PUI is probably high on their list

Along with the fact that I'd never ever lock a Sex thread

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. you mean

besides the obvious....:D

[LynneSin]

5. You mean they haven't forgiven you yet???!!!

:hide:

(ok this was a :sarcasm: we all :loveya: )

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. :-)

:D :hug:

no hard feelings

[rurallib]

4. I'd let anything go

I like to see some good screaming matches.

[Bucky]

7. I time traveled back to 1992 and stole all Skinner's Halloween candy from that year

Also, I secretly replaced EarlG's tea with Folger's Instant Coffee. Shhhh, he doesn't know the difference!

[Deep13]

8. I'd never apply.

I don't work for free.

[Bucky]

9. What... *them* forgive *me*?! I still haven't forgiven *them* for letting the kudzu thread die

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. 11 Little Words: "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

12. But the gunshot wound was just a nick - he died of lack of health insurance

So really - it wasn't your fault.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. I'd automatically put all Chuggo posts on the greatest page.

I can imagine that might rankle some folks here.

[LynneSin]

13. I'd replace your Chuggo with my Sluggo - SO THERE!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Dude, Sluggo is so totally an obvious rip-off of Chuggo.

The bald head, the short stature, the professed love of Remy Martin and Mayonnaise....Chuggo is already preparing to go to Court in a suit and a tie as we speak.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Because he's seen me in action...

And he had enough of that the first time, lol!

:rofl:

:scared:

[graywarrior]

15. Duck torture

[LynneSin]

18. Just remeber they let you stay in DU even with the duck torture

you should be NICE to them!!

:hide:

[graywarrior]

49. Nice?

I'm not familiar with that word.

[NJmaverick]

17. Apparantly "I want to rule the world" is not a good reason to want to be a moderator

[HopeHoops]

19. Fuck that noise! n/t

[madinmaryland]

20. Probably, because I would enforce the following rules, STRICTLY...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=215&topic_id=121566&mesg_id=121573

1.) No whining about referees or the officiating. This will get your post deleted!

2.) The Dallas Cowboys will be referred to as "The Dallas Cowboys" or "America's Team". Any violation of this rule will earn you a tombstone!

3.) America's Team refers to The Dallas Cowboys. Same penalty as for the violation of Rule #2.

:evilgrin:

Added rule #4.) Any reference to 44-6 is the same penalty as rules 2 & 3.

[LynneSin]

23. - '44-6'

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

24. "IF" I was a mod, post #23 would read as "Name Deleted" and

:D

[Name removed]

25. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[madinmaryland]

26. Post #25 - "Name Deleted"

:D

[LynneSin]

27. Post #26 would have "This poster has his head up his ass"

And I would use this picture in his profile

[madinmaryland]

29. Post #27: "Name Removed"

No personal attacks. Re-read the DU Rules!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html

[LynneSin]

30. Not a personal attack if it's true

Want me to confirm it for you?

[madinmaryland]

32. Post #30 - "Name Removed"

Due to being locked in a toll booth.

[LynneSin]

38. Post #32 - "Named Removed due to insanity"

nuff said

[madinmaryland]

43. I thought it was "inanity"

:P

[rug]

21. I would let flame wars escalate to the point of apoplexy.

[azmouse]

22. I want to be paid in beer.

Wait... what?!

No pay. At all.

Good luck with that.

[Rambis]

28. I would allow page 3 photos

:blush:

[EastTennesseeDem]

31. I would host Flame War Friday.

[Ikonoklast]

33. I would have thirty sock puppets just to argue with everyone.

I might even have them argue with each other, just for shits and giggles.

And every poster would be forced to post a full frontal nude pic of themselves, or else.

[Skittles]

34. I am..........temperamental

:D

[LynneSin]

40. YOU!!!???!!! You wouldn't hurt a fly

[Chan790]

35. Really?

I'm pretty sure it's because I go out of my way to agitate people...much like my ongoing effort to convince GD that there are more illegal Canadian immigrants in the US than Mexicans. (They want a citation and I have one actually...it was something that crazy Birchists were claiming in the early 1970s...that Canadian socialists were infiltrating the US to attempt to destroy America. It's batshit crazy and I know it...I'm just concerned that it's probably banworthy.)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

36. I hope they don't have a reason

other than my sailor's mouth, but I applied.

[Kali]

37. didn't apply

they don't appoint with out applications do they? :scared:

[BlueIris]

39. I'm still in the doghouse for that time I called them all fuckwit misogynist losers.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

41. That's it? Oh come on BlueIris, you can do better than that

Try harder!!!

:hide:

[XemaSab]

42. Skinner and I have agreed not to mix business with pleasure

;)

[LynneSin]

44. Does Skinner's better half know about this?

I know his pup Romeo is a jealous kind!

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. So many reasons, so little time...

[newcriminal]

46. It's hard to moderate when half of the people are on forced ignore with you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

47. I would be the best mod EVER.

EVER!

*burp*

[CreekDog]

48. I don't know

But I don't think it's fair to treat me any differently than anybody else in our 49.5 United States.

[AwakeAtLast]

50. I'm too busy

I get maybe an hour a day on DU. That and I can be a bit flaky. :blush:

[proteus_lives]

51. I would accept bribes.

In the forms of pizza, smokes, gift certificates and busty redheads.

[applegrove]

52. I tend to skim instead of read. I rarely read all the responces on a thread.

I just kinda read DU OP like they are the news of the day.

[BuelahWitch]

53. I would banish all sports threads to the sports forum

And Saturday would be Caturday! :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

54. i would never be picked due to having strong opinions and

a combative temper plus i've had too many mod and admin warnings due to losing my temper plus appearing to not support Obama and the DEMS. I wouldn't waste admin's time applying though it might give them a good laugh if i did! :o

I've been an ass to YOU off and on over the years so you know....

that is my answer if you were asking seriously though by the looks of your answers you weren't. :hi:

[mcctatas]

55. I would immediately lift the ban on sex threads and allow links

to porn sites

[LostInAnomie]

56. The lounge would turn into a fetid mix of sex and bodily function threads...

... that would disgust Satan himself.

[madrchsod]

57. moderation?....nah.....

[struggle4progress]

58. Because I'm always right. Except for that one misunderstanding: I didn't know the raccoon was rabid

[kentauros]

59. I would never move Lounge-worthy threads out of GD,

especially ones about awesome egg-salad sandwiches :9

[bamacrat]

60. I thought the "fire in the hole" thing was funny.

Of course that was like two years ago but yeah probably that. Oh and I would encourage nudie pics Friday. Imagine.