Plastic surgeon: I built myself a wife

[Elmore Furth]

A Berlin cosmetic surgeon chose a plain girl and sculpted her into his ideal wife. He took a 33 year old waitress and nipped and tucked her to the altar.

It's nice when you build something and it comes out right.

He performed EIGHT operations to change her chest, thighs, eyes and face.

Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600g of silicone into her body, boosting her size A chest to a giant F cup.

He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and de-creased her forehead.

The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck ops to her bum, tummy and thighs and countless Botox injections.


Doctor: I built myself a wife

[CBGLuthier]

1. sickening.

Shallow people. Shallow, shallow people. I guess medical ethics is just two words slammed together randomly to some people.

I imagine it sounds like a clown with balloon animals when they make love.

[BlueJazz]

2. Cool!...I did the same thing. She turned out simply Fabulous !!

[LeftyMom]

3. He took a marginally attractive woman and made her into a freakish plastic mutant.

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with that before picture a little hair and makeup magic couldn't fix right up, but I guess some people are really into overly tight skin and cartoonishly massive "breasts" that in no way resemble the real thing.

Presumably in a few years when the F cup bolt-on stripper tits are at her knees, and the face stuff starts breaking down and she looks like a poster girl for plastic surgery disasters (the blog, not the DK album) he'll have traded her in on a new fixer and she'll be back to waiting tables.

[Deep13]

17. bingo. nt

[seemunkee]

4. I love you

but want to change everything about you.

[MrScorpio]

5. Ooooh, boy

This has to be the most juvenile use of a medical license I've seen in quite a while.

Is this plastic surgeon a nineteen year old boy, or what?

[XemaSab]

25. Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiKR7eVfxY

[HopeHoops]

6. The Bride of Frankenstein

That is just SO not attractive. She was much prettier before he fucked her up.

[peekaloo]

7. How long before she divorces him and takes him to the cleaners?

sometimes i enjoy being a cynic.

[Mad_Dem_X]

9. Yep. n/t

[Bucky]

15. If he has a good lawyer, he should get custody of half her fake boobs

Which is of course a win-win since that seems to be what he was interested in all along, anyway

[NewJeffCT]

8. Only after $30,000 of cosmetic surgery did Reza, 48, fall in love with her

WTF

[pitohui]

12. i guarantee that's a bullshit quote, have you ever been interviewed?

reporters make up/twist to create cool quotes they were going to attribute to you anyway -- there's no way the guy said that in those words

he married this woman when she was still skinny, so that tells me right there that he cared about her (and she for him) even before the surgeries -- he could have picked LOTS of women who would have LOVED to get all kinds of free cosmetic surgeries -- they chose each other -- what is love if it is not the desire to share mutual dreams together? -- you may laugh at their dream and call it shallow, but someone else's dream always looks shallow

if my husband has a talent to improve my life, fuck yes, i'm going to make use of it, in my case, i won't be getting enhanced boobies since my hubby is a computer programmer rather than a surgeon...but at least i enjoy the free virus/malware removal and other computer repairs... :-)

the husband too in this story has had cosmetic surgery, and good for him

you wouldn't like him (or her) any better if they just let themselves go to hell, caring about one's appearance and trying to maintain/upgrade is a sign of mental health

[Bucky]

16. Ah, you're such a romantic!

:thumbsup: and good for you that you are!

[blueraven95]

10. seriously, didn't we learn anything from Pygmalion

:shrug:

[BlueIris]

11. Or "The Stepford Wives"? Oh, wait...

(shudder)

[Rambis]

13. Plastic surgery not always good (warning graphic)

[Bucky]

19. Now THAT'S sexay! Look away, ladies, or you'll fall forever into his eyes...

Can't decide which is scarier: the shoulder implants or the botoxed fingers with black nail polish.

But I think it's solid to assume at this point that Carrot Top was seriously abused as a child.

[XemaSab]

26. Jessica Lange needs to call her hairdresser

'cause that's not a flattering shade at all. :P

[rcrush]

14. eh thats not sexy

I mean seriously. Ewww.

[TK421]

18. What, he just couldn't find one as attractive?

seems like less work, what with the money being a plastic surgeon comes with

[Deep13]

20. You are perfect just the way you are...

...except for your chest, thighs, eyes and face.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

21. I wouldn't normally comment on such pap

but a 33 year old woman is not a "girl." She is an adult and if this is what she wanted to do with herself, more power to her. I personally don't like the look but who the fuck am I to say?

[mitchum]

22. "Come live with me and be my freak..."

[pokerfan]

23. I found a video of the doctor

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153590

A Doctor: Well hello there, little girl. My name is Dr. Hallis. What can I do for you today? (sits at his desk)
Bebe: I wanna have breast-reduction surgery. (the doctor leans forwards and visually inspects Bebe's chest)
Dr. Hallis: You?
Bebe: Yes. I have two hundred and twelve dollars in nickels and a gold bracelet.
Dr. Hallis: Well, young lady, I'm afraid that we don't offer breast reduction surgery to girls of your age.
Bebe: Why not? Britney Spears got fake ones when she was a teenager. Why can't I have mine taken off?
Dr. Hallis: Because making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is... insane.
Bebe: I think it's insane to want them bigger.
Dr. Hallis: Why do you... hate your breasts so?
Bebe: Ever since I got these stupid things everyone treats me differently. I feel like I might be treated differently the rest of my life.
Dr. Hallis: Oh, come on now, that's just silly.
Blonde Nurse: (nice shape, walks in with a folder) Here's the Anderson file, Doctor.
Dr. Hallis: (looks up, looks down and grins, then looks up again) Oh, awesome. Thank you so much, Jillian. That's great. Oh, God-damn. Thanks you so much. (The nurse walks out. Bebe lowers her eyelids halfway)
Brunette Nurse: (not as nicely shaped, walks in with a cup and plate) And here's the coffee you wanted, doctor.
Dr. Hallis: (quickly, subdued, looks askance) Yeah, whatever. Get out of here. (the nurse walks out, and he addresses Bebe again) Now, I was saying?
Bebe: Please, you have to help me. I think that if my breasts keep growing this way, boys will give me whatever I want.
Dr. Hallis: Yeah, so? That's great, isn't it?
Bebe: No it's not, because if I grow up getting everything I want, having things made easy for me because I have hot knockers, then I'm gonna grow up to be a lame person. If I'm handed everything in life, then my chances of becoming a lawyer or a marine biologist are zero.
Dr. Hallis: That may be true, but I'm afraid I just cannot ethically perform a breast-reduction surgery on an eight-year-old girl.
Bebe: Damnit!
Dr. Hallis: If, on the other hand, you'd like to make them a little bigger, I think now might be the right time to size up, hm?
Bebe: Oh, fuck off! (walks off in disgust)

[grace0418]

24. So what happens when she gets too old and freakish-looking from all the plastic surgeries?

Somehow I don't see the whole "for better or worse" thing working out for these two.