What do you do at the Olive Garden?

[lightningandsnow]

[kentauros]

1. Talk loudly on my cell to order a case of Kudzu Kola.

That and stick my leg out when the rugrats scream by...

[EndersDame]

2. Take my breast feeding pitbull to get vaccinated while I dine on vegan cuisine

in the non smoking section and drink tea instead of tax laden sodas and leave moon rocks that were formed by NASA blowing up the moon as the tip for the waiters who are Half Indian /Half Mexican over here on a H1B visa

[flvegan]

4. Ok, THAT was impressive.

:thumbsup:

[EndersDame]

5. Did I mention I drove there in my imported car that was actually made in America

and I drove past a PETA protest ;)

[flvegan]

6. I hope you were smoking and not wearing a seatbelt.

Oh, and texting while you drove.

[EndersDame]

7. Sometimes it is so sad that GD is so much sillier than the Lounge most times

Oh did I mention I honked in support of the PETA protest!

[flvegan]

8. You support terreristsists!!!! Your horn might as well be a WMD!

[dysfunctional press]

3. order the lasagna.

[AllenVanAllen]

9. Drink wine with the chefs

And use the ovens to make bad-ass shrinky dinks...

[name not needed]

10. Sneer at the peons eating at the Applebee's across the street.

[blogslut]

11. Avoid it at all costs

I used to work there. Say "Hospitaliano" to me motherfucker. I fucking dare you.

[Drunken Irishman]

12. Masturbate wearing a Davy Crockett hat while singing These Are the Days

And imagining Rip Torn nude.

[cleveramerican]

13. look for the exit

too many good real Italian place in Boston to ever enjoy the fake plastic Disney version.


My mother-in-law likes it so I must endure it from time to time.

Normally, you have to go to a bowling alley to get food like that.

[PVnRT]

14. I only eat at family-run Italian restaurants that no one else goes to

In fact, they're so little-known, they never actually opened at all. That's how hip and awesome I am.

[HopeHoops]

15. I picked "Breastfeed" - and I'm a guy ;}

:hide:

[KamaAina]

16. Campaign for Ralph Nader

:P

[LynneSin]

17. Unlimited salad & breadsticks

Probably why I can't quit going there