So this is what you do. You take a slice of ham, then a slice of cheese,

[Fuzz]

lay the slice of cheese on top of the ham.

With me so far?

Then take a small pickle.

Place it on top of the cheese, which, if you have been paying attention is on top of the ham.

Then, roll it up like it was sushi, only you don't have the bamboo mat nor the manual dexterity for such a delicate culinary maneuver.

Next step:

Grab your glass of whiskey, the number of which you have long lost count, and walk away from the kitchen giving a certain finger to your significant other while muttering something about how they have "no soul" or are "slowly killing your soul" as they are watching a reality show of some sort you can't recognize wishing you had died long ago.

Ahhhh. Marriage.

Sacred, worth protecting with a constitutional amendment, and killing me.

Maybe I'll rise in three days or osmenthe.

[Skittles]

1. JAYSUS FUZZ

do something about this; it is soul-killing

[Fuzz]

2. No kidding.