Would we love snakes more if they were furry like a cats tail

[LynneSin]

I think they wouldn't be so hated if they were soft and furry - don't you agree

[Boojatta]

1. A cat who wants to keep his or her tail...

might see them as setting a bad example of secession. Cats might attack them to help keep their own tails from getting any ideas.

[madinmaryland]

2. Maybe if they did cute, silly and stupid like our cats do, then yes.

I have yet to see a snake do a cat, except to eat it.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

7. I had an outdoor cat that would regularly catch snakes

it's a two-way street

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Snakes demand respect, which makes them cool and uncool at the same time

Cats demand respect too, but they also play you like a violin, doing all of that cute, manipulative stuff.

Snakes don't care about cute.

They just want respect, and if you don't give it, they'll just fucking BITE you.

Sometimes I think we'd all be better off if we thought like snakes and just BIT everyone who DARED to fuck with us.

OK, OK...I know that's a little extreme. Anyone with a better solution can feel free to post it HERE.

:tofl:

:toast:

[LostInAnomie]

4. Nope, the Bible says God made us hate them.

And if that isn't an official source, I don't know what is.

Next thing you know, you'll be telling me the Earth is older than 6,000 years old.

[LynneSin]

5. and I could call you an abomination whether you have gay sex or eat at Red Lobster

you pick

:crazy:

[Withywindle]

6. Yeah, but the snake was right!

Maybe the reason people hate snakes is really anti-intellectualism, like the reason why all those people didn't vote for Gore and Kerry because they used big words and would probably ask them to wear a sweater to cut down on heating costs like Carter.

Maybe people think that if weren't for that damn snake, we'd still be naked, stupid, and happy.

[TZ]

8. I think the whole legless thing and forked tounge

are part of it too.

[LynneSin]

9. But could you imagine walks around in public with a furry snake wrapped around you

It would be the new fashion trend replacing those teacup dogs

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. we like mammals more than other animals. so yes, if they were warm and fuzzy

even if they were poisonous, we would like them more