Fight Club

[ChromeFoundry]

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

:evilgrin:

[arcadian]

1. You are breaking rules 1 & 2

Possibly others.

[Ikonoklast]

2. It's all right, Sir, everything is under control.

[Boojatta]

3. about attending support groups for diseases she doesn't have...

Marla Singer: "It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee."

:donut:

[Shell Beau]

4. I almost love any movie Edward Norton is in.

He is just beyond awesome. And Brad Pitt is hot in that movie. But you talked about Fight Club, so you're out!

[OhioChick]

5. "Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem. "

:headbang:

[Initech]

6. I swear that most of the headlines I read on DU read like they're out of Project Mayhem.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Operation Havoc does Somersaulting Monkey and snaps vertebrae of Fight Club.

Ends here first account of operative me, agent 312 on American pig-dog website of foolishness.

[PVnRT]

8. In Soviet Russia, club fights YOU!