Is Santa Claus self-employed or is he somebody's employee?

[Boojatta]

[trof]

1. He ostensibly works for Walmart.

But China is his actual employer.
You could look it up.
;-)

[valerief]

2. His lack of affordable health insurance and an illness drove him into bankrutpcy.

No toys for you!

[rurallib]

13. I thought the workshop sunk into the Arctic due to global warming

If not it soon will.

[valerief]

14. Ha! That, too! nt

[KamaAina]

3. I believe the elves have an ESOP.

:-)

[Ikonoklast]

4. He's a Commie, the fat Red bastard.

But more like one of the Kommisars living the good life, while the proles toil unceasingly in the sweatshops.

[Brickbat]

5. When my son was about four, he was greatly concerned about whether the elves at the North Pole were

union.

[EndersDame]

7. You are raising your kiddo right

:)

[Brickbat]

10. Hee!

Thanks. :)

[MrScorpio]

6. I thought that he was an independent contractor who hired slave labor

Much like Willy Wonka

[Bucky]

8. Yes, but have you tried Willy Wonka's new chocolate covered Soylent Orange? It's music in your mouth

Now the Oompah Loompah's in you!

[Bucky]

9. by the way have you seen illustrations of the original Oompas from the book?

Sweden still had a little way to go, enlightenment wise, back when Dahl wrote the books in the mid 60s.

[old mark]

11. Santa Klaus- "Saint Nicholas"- is a catholic saint - He works for god,

directly, which is why his reindeer fly and yours do not. And he gets paid from the collections on sunday.

mark

[KG]

12. he works for baby jesus.