Fruit Bats Use Oral Sex To Prolong The Deed

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Breaking News from MSNBC:

When they do their thing, female Chinese fruit bats add oral sex to get the males to prolong the act, scientists now find, suggesting the behavior confers evolutionary benefits. Scientists find the short-nosed fruit bat (Cynopterus sphinx) routinely engages in oral sex, the first time fellatio has been seen in adult animals other than humans.

Ooo yeah...That's what I'm talking about.

"We did not expect fellatio in fruit bats at the beginning," said researcher Libiao Zhang, a biologist at the Guangdong Entomological Institute in Guangzhou, China. "We were also surprised at how often it occurred."

You can have your Joann Pflug. I just want some of that sweet, sweet fruit bat lovin'

"Naturally, the bats copulated hanging upside-down."

Uh huh. Freaky. And if you follow the link, there ARE PICTURES!

Fruit Bat Sex

[Arugula Latte]

1. Whaaaa?

Shouldn't the males be servicing the females? :wtf:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. Fruit Bats aren't all that enlightened....

Who knew?

[KG]

10. Fruit Bats are into 68 - you do me and i owe you one.

:P

[EastTennesseeDem]

2. I hear some of them are fans of SMS

The male puts on a Manu Ginobili mask and they take it from there.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Fruit Bats Use Oral Sex To Prolong The Deed.

So many of those words should not be found in the same sentence.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. Republican Fruit Bats...

That's just one toke over the line.

[XemaSab]

6. .

:patriot:

[XemaSab]

7. I cross-posted this to E/E

:P

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. Well, this is IMPORTANT late-breaking news...

Much more interesting than that voting thingie that's going on today...

[Enrique]

9. the long-nose fruit bat has a harder time of it

;-)

[trof]

12. Just what I was thinking.

[Common Sense Party]

11. Fellating Fruit Bats would be a good name for a band.

Nah, on second thought, it wouldn't.