Why babies have mothers...bwahahahahaha!

[graywarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5LaPyIM9c

[arcadian]

1. I've been grossly misinformed

I thought it was the other way around.

[sarge43]

2. Wimps. n/t

[graywarrior]

3. Can't take shit, can they....lol!

[sarge43]

4. If they can't handle this, what are they going to do

when that little shit generator turns into a teenager?

[graywarrior]

5. And shits all over them!

[sarge43]

6. Then whines "You're so smelly!" n/t

[graywarrior]

7. And says things like, "wipe that shit eaten grin off your face!"

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. I'm a man baby

god almighty lord, I gagged and ran away whenever I had to change my niece's diaper. I think the best thing to do is just throw them in the tub and spray them off. Is that so Wrong?

[graywarrior]

9. Just keep dipping their asses into the toilet and flush til they're clean

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. i'd probably flush one

[graywarrior]

11. The little shits...lol!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. You can do things the hard way

and try to change the little shitty diapers or you can do things the easy way and swipe off the shitty diaper and throw the kid in the shower. Babies love the water. If I could stand their awful shitting and crying I might have a few little shits of my own.

[graywarrior]

17. They're lucky we give a shit

or gave a shit not to have any. Mine'd be in rehab now.

[Robb]

12. Meh.

I've changed worse-looking diapers today.

Of course, I've had big dogs for years. Hard to turn the stomach with mere people poo after you fill a full-sized trash can over two months in the summer. :D

[azmouse]

14. I've never changed a diaper.

And I'm sure every baby out there is eternally grateful to me for that.

[trof]

15. I have changed a diaper or two. Maybe three.

I'm sure I have.
But I have no specific memory of it.
I guess it's just one of those memories you blank out.
;-)

[GCP]

16. My husband was just the same

I thought he was the only one!

[Brigid]

18. Wimps. All of you.

I just got home from work, and spent most of my time there cleaning up worse messes than that. I work in a nursing home, so just use your imagination. :evilgrin:

[mopinko]

19. they can dish it out

but they can't take it.