Delaware named as world's most secret financial location

[Orrex]

The President of Brazil is receiving his daily briefing, including a dim outlook for the country's technology sector. The president is eager to address the matter so that it doesn't become a drag on Brazil's economy.

"We need a tax haven for our computer industry," says President da Silva, "before too many companies hear about it."

"Delaware?" suggests the Vice-President.

"I don't know," the President reflects, "but Apple probably is."