I spilled a gallon of milk in my driveway.

[undeterred]

I usually only buy a half gallon. Now I have no milk for breakfast.

:banghead:

Edit: Or should I say "spilt"?

[Skittles]

1. ass-kicking scheduled

way overdue; not just for spilling it but for waxing on about having no milk in fucking WISCONSIN fer chrissakes :7

[undeterred]

3. You can be ticketed for spilt milk in Wisconsin.

Dairy is sacred.

[Richardo]

2. You didn't cry I hope

Because, you know...

[undeterred]

4. there's no sense crying over

spilt milk...

[Generic Brad]

5. It was in a store bought container?

Whew. I was afraid you had fallen chest first.

[undeterred]

6. No, but I do have a neighbor

who is nursing now... a gallon would be a LOT of milk.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Be thankful it wasn't on your couch instead. *holds nose*

[murielm99]

8. I remember doing that.

I dropped the carton outside when I was bringing groceries in, and it broke.

A gallon is A LOT of milk when it spills! Who knew?

[Graybeard]

9. Calling all cats.

They might even come from the next county.:9

[NJmaverick]

10. don't cry over it

:P

[tigereye]

11. I've done that...

[elocs]

12. Look at it this way, it could have been worse.

I could have spilled my milk in my driveway.

[Graybeard]

13. Even worse it could have been a bottle of Chivas Regal.

Reminds me of the New Yorker cartoon of the guy outside the liquor store, big bag in hand but something has dropped out and crashed. He doesn't want to look and the caption is, "Please let it be the club soda."

[elocs]

14. Kind of like Murphy's Law: it will either be something good or expensive that breaks

or something you particularly want or need. It just goes to show, it's always something.

[undeterred]

15. I don't get the Snap Crackle Pop when I pour Chivas Regal

on my rice krispies. :shrug:

[Graybeard]

16. That's because Mr. Snap, Mr. Crackle and Mr. Pop are

...too inebriated to do their jobs.:silly: