Screw creating a thread that never dies, I want to be a lounge fixture

[XemaSab]

Why is the name XemaSab not mentioned with the other legends of the DU lounge?

I charge you, my children, with this task: that every time one of the lounge "greats" is mentioned, thou shalt also say "But what about Xema?"

Make it so. :)

[Ptah]

1. "But what about Xema?"

[XemaSab]

5. Peent!

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

2. XemaSab is the official wall sconce of the lounge.

:P

[Capn Sunshine]

3. I was gonna say Futon

but Sconce is a much better fixture :woot:

[XemaSab]

6. I shed light upon teh longue

in a tasteful, traditionally inspired manner. :)

[Gormy Cuss]

8. And you're always lit.

:beer: :beer: :beer:
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[XemaSab]

9. I resemble that remark!

:o

[bluesbassman]

4. Wasn't there a movie with that name starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss?

Goldfish, birds, what's the diff?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear Xema!

Trust me, it's overrated!

;)

[XemaSab]

10. Did you hear this from someone?

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Nope.

It's from my own experience!

Trust. Me.

:P

[petronius]

12. Glad to hear it. Look, I've got a 'friend' who was running an illegal card game and got busted.

He needs to reach out to the DA to clear it up, and he's willing to go to 15% of the take to get the right result... wait - did you say "fixer" or "fixture"?

[XemaSab]

13. I can do that too

:D

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. How about a lightbulb? Or a built in bookshelf?

Not a stand alone vanity sink, though. I've got dibs on that.

[Dr. Strange]

15. I didn't know the Lounge had legends?

Hell, I don't even think we have fixtures.

[madinmaryland]

17. There is a bidet in the lounge bathroom!

[XemaSab]

18. There is?

You sure it's not the mod bathroom, 'cause the only lounge bathroom I've been in has two holes, but one will give you splinters. x(

[Dr. Strange]

23. He's been using the water fountain as a bidet.

That explains the skid marks.

[LynneSin]

16. Would you like to be the light switch or lamp shade

:hide:

[NNadir]

19. How about we create a legend about threading a screw in a fixture?

We could call it the "Legend of flathead" or "Phillip's Legend" or "Chandelier" or "Small screws in my barcolounger!"

[NJmaverick]

20. If you want to be a fixture you need to start by upgrading your avatar

to something really cool and memorable.:P :hi:

[XemaSab]

26. How about a bear eating House?

:P

[MissMillie]

21. I thought you were

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

24. .

:pals:

[rurallib]

22. You want to get fixed? I can do it on Thursday.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Ducks mate for life.

There. Now you're a lounge fixture.