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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 11:58 PM
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I got my syphilis vaccine at Walmart today.
The doses finally arrived.

Next week, I will go to CVS to get vaccinated against the Heebie Jeebies.
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:00 AM
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1. I'm waiting for the cooties vaccine.
I'm not worried about that other stuff.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:01 AM
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2. I wonder where I can be vaccinated against the Boogie Woogie Flu
:shrug:
Glad to hear Walmart is now protecting young men everywhere from STDs! :hi:
:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:09 AM
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3. Do NOT get the Boogie Woogie Flu vaccine....
they are just now discovering that it causes the Rockin' Pneumonia.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:17 AM
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4. Woo, thank GOD you told me!
:hug: I was going to run down to Walgreens and get shot tomorrow. Now I will wait...
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 07:45 AM
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13. You'll have to go the Rock N Roll Hospital if that happens.
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:23 AM
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5. That's too funny...
Not to mention, a dead give-away of how you blow your spare cash!
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:31 AM
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6. Why?
Why close the barn door after the horse is gone?

:shrug:




oh wait...


































Did I accidentally let the cat out of the bag?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:32 AM
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7. Are you implying that I have...
inappropriate relations with cats?
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:34 AM
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8. No way!
I'm not implying anything.


*is innocent*
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:35 AM
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9. .
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:37 AM
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10. Ted Nugent?
Wait a second... are you wearing pants caked in your own urine and feces?

:scared:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 12:43 AM
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11. I'm not sure...
I'll let you know tomorrow...when I'm sober. :)
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 07:21 AM
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12. Syfy vaccine, huh?
You need to imagine greater next time.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 09:21 AM
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14. You should go celebrate at Olive Garden.
:D
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 09:28 AM
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15. Gee I hope they have women breast feeding there as well...
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