Halloween Costume

[HERVEPA]

Anyone have any ideas for a VERY easy halloween costume to be worn to a dance tomorrow?

[sazemisery]

1. Take a white T-shirt

and a magic marker. Put a large letter "P" on it. Blacken one of your eyes. You are a.............















BLACK-EYED P

[HERVEPA]

7. I like it!

[Richardo]

2. Wear your everyday clothes

Say you are 'Comfortable Man'

[dana_b]

3. a box

take a plain box (like a moving box), decorate it and strap it on. I've seen a box of milk, cereal, and even condoms.

[Richardo]

4. ...or attach a crudely lettered sign indicating that you are God's gift to women.

:thumbsup:

[HERVEPA]

8. Thanks, but doesn't work very well while dancing

[Drunken Irishman]

5. How about just going as a zombie?

You know, pick up some white face paint, maybe some black for the eyes and cheeks and then wear normal clothes.

Easy as pie.

Is pie easy, though? I've never actually made a pie...and I'm guessing it's pretty complicated.

Unless they mean frozen pie, which I guess would be easy. Since all you would have to do is bake it in the oven. No work really required there.

Speaking of which, do you guys bake frozen pies for Thanksgiving or make your own? My aunt makes a chocolate pie, but the crust she always uses is extremely thin and falls apart when you're trying to cut a slice. I hate that.

[redqueen]

10. I love this post.

:)



As for ideas, ummmm... get some glow necklaces, and glue them onto black sweatpants and a black shirt, and make a circle of a few of them around your head. Also do four cirlces for your hands and feet. Voila! You're a stick figure!

[Blue-Jay]

6. Here ya go.

[PeaceNikki]

14. I was at a party at a bar 2 years ago where 2 guys did this

They were a lot of fun. :D

[Blue-Jay]

16. That's cool as hell.

Back in 1991, my friend & I wore diapers, slathered ourselves with strawberry jam & vasoline, and walked around inside a big see-through plastic bag with a dryer hose sticking out of it.

We were the "Embryo Twins".

[EOTE]

9. Go as Matthew Mcconaughey from "Dazed and Confused"

Especially if you can find those pink 70s era jeans. Do up your hair, put on a creepy pedophile moustache and find a "Moustache Rides $.05" T-shirt and you should be good to go. Then practice leaning against the wall saying "That's what I love about these high school girl, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Yes they do."

[HERVEPA]

11. Since I'm 60 years old, I think that might be a little creepy.

[EOTE]

13. Even better.

Creepiness is what Halloween is all about, right?

[HERVEPA]

12. Since I'm 60 years old, I think that might be a little creepy.

[plcdude]

15. Here is mine

[Blue-Jay]

17. You look like God's gift to women.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

18. "Conspiracy Theory" (disclaimer below)

Get metal colander
Get a white tee shirt and black marker
Write various "conspiracy theories" on the tee shirt (stretch shirt taut over a smooth surface like an ironing board, neatness counts) such as -
JFK, MLK, RFK, 911, Wellstone, anthrax killer, MKULTRA, Northwoods, Hale Boggs, etc (visit the dungeon if you need more ideas)
Put on shirt
Put colander on head (use something to thread through the handles or holes to tie onto head so it doesn't fall off while dancing)

I do not personally think all theories are unworthy