Dos Equis is ripping off Chuck Norris jokes!

[pokerfan]

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

His blood smells like cologne.

He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

He lives vicariously through himself.

These are Chuck Norris jokes, people! They don't even have the serial numbers filed off!



And thanks to a plethora of public domain Chuck Norris jokes, Dos Equis will never run out of material. So look forward to these Most Interesting Man spots:

He can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

He can slam a revolving door.

He is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

He doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.

He once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.



"I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

[flying rabbit]

1. He doesn't wear a watch

he decides what time it is.