I'm thinking of starting a side business salting all the fields in the midwest.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I have access to a lot of salt, and I have the determination, the passion, and the entrepreneurial spirit to make this work! I also have access to a map, which will show me where the states are, and I have enough lunch money so that I can travel to do this, at least until I start getting paid. And I just bought a new pair of shoes, so I'm totally all set. Oh, I have some bitchin' business cards made up, too.

Now, my question is, do I incorporate as a LLC firm, or should I go straight to publicly owned with a stock offer?

Also - who pays me? Does that just come from the government? I've never been part of the lower classes who "work", so I don't know how it happens.

You people who have "jobs" - how does the money get to you? Do you even get money? Do I have to get used to a different kind of "working class" legal tender for debts public and private?

I've also been told - though I find this impossible to believe - that the places you people shop require that you "pay" for the items right there, with money that they expect you to carry on your person (where do you put it, anyway?), instead of the merchant dealing with your chartered accountant. Is this true?

Do I need to buy a "wattel"? That is what you call the thing you put your money in, right?

God, this is exciting!!

I'm going to go to WalMart and buy one of those costumes you people wear all the time!!

[datasuspect]

1. your salt

is no match for my sugar stockpile

[AngryAmish]

2. First you get the suger, then you get the power, then you get the women

[surrealAmerican]

3. Most people wait until all that corn and all those soybeans are picked ...

... before salting them.

[SOteric]

4. Over on Face Book, where half the Lounge now hangs out...

they have an interactive networking game called "Dictator Wars." Everytime I play, I think of you, and how much butt you'd kick lining up Patsys, incarcerating bloggers and suppressing the "Love Children" ...with tanks.

:loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Oh, my - that game is awesome!

I just started playing since you mentioned it.

Pretty cool!!

[rurallib]

5. We do that every winter. First we put the salt on the roads

then it ends up in the fields.
But the corn grows anyway.

[Boojatta]

6. Someone remind me why it's against the rules to recommend a Lounge thread...

I'm breaking the rules: :thumbsup:

[david13]

7. That's one recommend, one non recommend. No salt. I'm against salt.