Police: Man bites neighbor's mouth over football

[JonLP24]

CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Detroit-area man bit through a neighbor's lips after he picked up a football that accidentally had been tossed onto his lawn by some teenagers.

The man was accused of confiscating the football Sunday evening and refusing to return it until a 28-year-old parent walked up to him and asked for the ball.

Clinton Township Detective Capt. Richard Maierle said the suspect attacked the man, and "the bite went nearly all the way through his mouth."

The man, 44, was arraigned Monday on a charge of assault with intent to maim. That's a 10-year felony.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2009/10/20/20091020football-bite-CR.html

[madinmaryland]

1. Huh?

:wtf:

He bit the other guy on the lips???

:wtf:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. And without Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

:shrug: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Well-played.

We would have also accepted, "In his defense, Tyson mistook the man's lips for his earlobes."

[rurallib]

4. Heckuva way to come out of the closet.

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. I grew up in Alabama

There is absolutely nothing that would surprise me when it came to fights over football.