I Went to the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, There Was No Line and I Was Out in 5 Min.

[Red State Rebel]

I expected the world to burst into song when I walked out the door. There should have been rainbows and unicorns dancing in the streets.....

I will be cutting up the "Miracle Clothing" I was wearing at the time and send it to those who are in need of a "blessing" for just a small donation :)

[applegrove]

1. I worked at the Canadian version of the Department of motor vehicles in Canada about 25 years

ago. We routinely called the police cause the line ups would really tax people's tempers. Now in Ontario the Department of motor vehicles has satellite offices all over the place and line ups are gone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Yeah, screw all that "Mary in the toast" or "Weeping statue" miracle bullshit -

you pulled off a true miracle!!!

Damn right save that clothing.

:rofl:

And whatever you do, don't tell the DMV what happened, or they'll spend millions of dollars on a study trying to figure out where and why and how they fucked up.

[BlueJazz]

3. Son of a Bitch.! You should have bought a Lottery Ticket....gone...

...to a horse track or checked your bank balance (It's probably 2 million more than what you thought) :)

[grace0418]

4. That happened to me once too! It freaked me out. Not only was I in and out in a few

minutes, but there was a very friendly, very helpful person at the door who asked you what you needed and directed you to the exact place you needed to be. I thought I was in some kind of bizarro DMV.

[Orsino]

5. The Seventh Seal has been opened.

When you hear the trumpet, run!

[Captain Hilts]

6. Yes - selling swatches of your clothes is good. DMV: run with USSR efficiency and courtesy. nt