If your parent/in-law is on facebook, do they do this?

[Happyhippychick]

Post on their status line as if they are having a conversation?

Susan B. In-law: Marge, it was great to see you last night. Your hair looked fabulous. Is your daughter still married to that no good, lazy, son-of-a-bitch or did she get rid of him?

Marge: Susan, are we having a private conversation or can everyone see this?

Susan: I'm not sure. I tried to ask my daughter-in-law how to use Facebook but you know her - too GOOD to help anybody. My son could have done so much better...

Anybody?

[Rosie1223]

1. I'm not friends with my MIL on facebook

for this very reason.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

2. Susan sounds...

...judgmental and angry.

Holidays must be a real blast at her place.

[Happyhippychick]

7. I think those two words describe her perfectly.

[qb]

3. Can she top this?

My former MIL critiqued my gay Match.com profile (via my ex-wife).
:shudder:

[Nuclear Unicorn]

4. AFTER you seperated from your wife?

:wtf:

Correct me if I'm wrong but once you and your ex decided you were ex'ed her involvement for you should have ceased then and there.

BTW - MIL's notwithstanding...how's that match thing workin' out for you? We want only the juicy parts that make for good gossip.

[qb]

5. Yes... after. I honored my marriage vows (except for the 'til death do we part bit).

As for juicy match.com stories, you have got to be kidding. I met my boyfriend of 2 years in a bar. I was singing karaoke and he had just been in a fight.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

6. Well, you know, we all want to hear good stories...

...and one seldom imagines on-line dating turing into anything productive. I was hoping.

Do you remember what you were singing?

[qb]

9. Of course! Violent Femmes: Kiss Off

Which is essentially what my soon-to-be boyfriend said to his ex, which started the fight (at a different bar).

[nolabear]

8. Sounds like it's time for a little Facebook Guerilla Theater.

Mother, nice talking to you. Sorry about Dad's erectile dysfunction.

Hi Sis. Don't forget. That little adventure with the bikers is just between us. No husbands, mkay?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

10. I like the cut of your jib!

Although maybe you should say, "Mother, nice talking to you. Sorry about Dad's erectile dysfunction...maybe its the extra weight you've been putting on."