What would you do if armyowalgreens got your thread locked?

[Orrex]

[flvegan]

1. Since he's busy, I'd be free to have some private time w/out him barging in.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Wittgenstein him.

Throw a Bloch at him, Hegel him right in his face, Heidegger his nose and let him Habermas it before he can say anything. But that's just me. ;)

[rug]

7. Wouldn't that leave Marx on him?

[Orrex]

14. Yes, but you can only see them from certain Engels

[rug]

17. +1

[bigwillq]

3. Report his drunken ass to the Dean.

:rofl: :beer:

[EastTennesseeDem]

4. Don't blame him.

Blame the unstoppable groan-inducing pun tandem of myself and jobycom.

[Skittles]

5. you want I should kick some AOW ass, Orrex

he's had it coming for some time

[Orrex]

6. Well, if you were going to do it anyway, don't let me stop you

[madinmaryland]

11. Isn't that what happens during "private time"

:hide:

[gratuitous]

8. Declare war?

:shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Walk in on his private time

and complain.

[old mark]

10. Get some lubricant, ans apply it carefully, working it in with the hand

till everything slides like silk.

Oh, maybe this is the wrong thread....

mark

[Orrex]

12. You're talking about harvesting the work of silkworms, right?

Indeed, that would be a different thread.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Stupid kids.

[old mark]

15. Back in my day, it was referred to as

waxing your carrot.

mark

[Deep13]

16. Send the Army of Rite Aid to flank him and cut off his supply line.

While that's distracting him, the Army of CVS can hit him from the woods.