Non Polanski / Grayson / Vitter post

[ashling]

Sometimes it’s hard to be a human
For after all, we’re only staff
To please our feline master
And get her all she’s after after:
Tuna, treats, or just a scratch

Stand by your Cat
And show the mice they’re done for
No matter when,
Or where they’re at:
Stand by your Cat.

you may return to your regularly scheduled scandle

[ashling]

1. oops!

[laconicsax]

2. What about Polanski?!?

[ashling]

3. Nothing, thus the subject line "Non"

As in none, not any, nada, nill, etc. :)

[laconicsax]

4. But he was arrested for having teh buttsecks with an underage girl!

What healthcare debate? What's an Afghanistan? Is the EFCA a new band?

[quakerboy]

5. Polanski, Vitter, and Grayson walk into a bar

[ashling]

6. Vitter says to Polanski:

The worst part was telling my wife. I thought I was gonna' die

Polanski: What did she say?

Grayson: Die Quickly!