Post your favorite Lap Dance song!

[taterguy]

If you disapprove of lap dances just post any song that sounds better in smoky sleazy dives.

If you disapprove of smoky sleazy dives then what the hell are you doing here?

I'll start.

Alice in Chains, Man in the Box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWkPVHKwCY

[Dr. Strange]

1. I find them demeaning and degrading.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJrSyFpK3iQ

[nomorenomore08]

12. Yeah, they actually name-dropped their favorite strip joints in that one. Stay classy, guys.

:P

[Orrex]

23. Oops!

[JVS]

2. Take good care of my baby

I like a slow grinding dance.

[last_texas_dem]

3. I'm not a lap dance kinda guy, but

once one of my friends and I were listening to ELO, and came to the conclusion that if we ever had to come up with the soundtrack for a movie set in the 1970's we would have "Ma-Ma-Ma Belle" playing during the (obligatory, of course) strip club scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5xJmTiIw8

[Rambis]

4. Would never have one but if I did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE

[mitchum]

5. Amazing Grace

[Taverner]

9. No dude, that's the Stripper's NAME - he was asking song titles

:P

I KEEL myself!

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Sure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybea868xDW0

[taterguy]

7. I'm trying to imagine the reaction of the crowd if a DJ played that here in North By God Carolina

[Call Me Wesley]

11. I still have her CD,

this was a big hit in 1987. But you know these French persons ...

This will be probably more appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK5KwJI7vKc&feature=related

If all breaks loos, let 'em play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bNsI9eXpAc&feature=related

[Bucky]

8. Henry Mancini's the Elephant March is the only song I'd buy a lap dance to.

Preferably with an actual elephant.

[Scurrilous]

10. Kraftwerk - Autobahn

22 minutes 45 seconds. :thumbsup:

[aikoaiko]

20. lol.

[GirlAfire]

13. I Will Definitely...

...be doing a stripper-ific dance for my husband on wedding night, if I am ever to be married, to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx8wGkdCoCE">Pink & Blue. It's pretty damned sexy after that Aaliyah intro.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_10zZ1XpmU0">Angels Don't Kill is a good lap dance song, I think.

Maybe I'm just weird with the choice of those songs. I don't know. The latter almost sounds more like a "dance on the hood of a car" song than a lap dance song.

:D

[flvegan]

14. The 8 minute extended mix of "She Sells Sanctuary" by the Cult.

The longer the song, the better.

[nomorenomore08]

15. If I were coked-up back in the 80's, then this would be it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMUILorWSMM

Maybe Hutchence should've gotten a lap dance instead of, you know... :evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Lap dances are for people with money.

Someone give me some money. :cry:

[nomorenomore08]

17. Set up a Paypal account!

:evilgrin:

[limit18]

18. Marco Antonio Solis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sct_1XW95c

[Ahpook]

19. My girlfriend at the time asked the DJ to play..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFK1yKfiGo


That was interesting for both of us.

Long, slow kill :)

[EndersDame]

21. Twist by Goldfrapp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3pZKd_Ssk
Before you go and
Leave this town
I want to see you one more time
Put your dirty angel face
Between my legs
And knicker lace

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

I want to run away with you
Your caravan and rabbit stew
Don't buy me candyfloss or bears
Swarfega fingers, I want you there

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

Ride me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again

Fight me, try me
Kiss me like you like me
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again
Twist it round again and again

[elshiva]

22. "Down In Mexico" By The Coasters

[ismnotwasm]

29. Yup

I was tempted to add that one, but I usually stay out of this shit. That was a superb scene.

[BuelahWitch]

24. Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkXV5O5GfJ8

Dig the '80s hair! :D

[Orrex]

25. Wagner's entire Ring Cycle

43% funnier when posted in the correct place.

[ornotna]

26. Well, I'm going to go for the obvious one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0se4PpfOP7o

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It

[Mojambo]

27. Anything by the Steve Miller Band

Swingtown in particular.

[pokerfan]

28. The Hokey Pokey

or Itsy Bitsy Spider

Kind of a toss up, really.