Nerdgasm: D&D soda

[Bucky]

http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards



Don't kill orcs on high fructose corn syrup! Jones Pure Cane Soda presents... spellcasting soda pops!

Taste the awesome

<== taste the high quantity awesome.

 

[Bucky]

1. I left one off...

... cause the flavor label is too hard to read in the pictures...

 

[TK421]

2. That is some cool shit..thanks for posting!

[Orsino]

3. Schwing!!!! n/t

[Bucky]

4. Kick, for those of yall deserving an afternoon 'gasm

[Broken_Hero]

5. Reads like a Magic the Gathering soda to me,

I got three Sneak Attack cards, this card cost 1 red mana, and three generic(or any color), you tap one red mana and you can put any creature from your hand into play, it doesn't have summoning sickness and can attack. Also, at the end of your turn all creatures that came into play via the Sneak Attack must go to your graveyard.

Potion of healing is a white spell, one white mana, one generic...usually the spell is "target player gains three life"

The other two I don't recognize...but anways, nerdgasm, I'd buy it.

[Broken_Hero]

6. Jesus, the price on those is high as hell, 11 bucks for a six pack!!

For that injustice, my orc horde is going to go on rampage again.

[Bucky]

9. Yeah, but Jones Soda is really good. You don't chug it like a coke. It's a sippin' soda.

The flavors I've tried from them are truly scintillating on the tongue. And it's all cane sugar, no corn syrup; each stalk of sugar cane is personally grown, chopped down, and boiled out by a Nobel Prize Laureate.

[Broken_Hero]

10. Yeah but...

my orcish horde needs the exercise!


:hide:

[MilesColtrane]

7. I can see their marketing slogan:

"Quenching the thirsts of virgins since 2009."

[Hayabusa]

8. I still say

Mt. Dew is still the best, even though I haven't had the new soda, yet.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. "Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer"....

LOL!! Nerdgasm indeed.

[proteus_lives]

12. Awesome.

Now I would like Comic Book Beer!

[Broken_Hero]

13. That, would be great...

Krypton Ale, Wayne's brew, Lanterns pale ale, Flash's gut buster.

[proteus_lives]

15. Totally.

Thor's Ale. Cap's American Brew. Iron Whiskey. X-Rum. Spidey's Select. The list goes on!

[Broken_Hero]

17. hmm, Iron Whiskey

I'm starting to get thirsty....

There is sorta of a comic beer all ready Keystone....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_City

[NewJeffCT]

14. pretty cool

might be worth looking into - just for the laugh.

[Moondog]

16. Never heard of this particular line, but it is tough to go wrong

with anything Jones Soda puts out.

[Odin2005]

18. DWARVEN DRAUGHT!!!

:D