What the fuck does this shit mean?

[datasuspect]

"Company XYZ is looking for "Rock Star" widget directors!"

i replied:



Subject: Enquiry

Message: What skill set level of rock star are you looking for?

I'd rate myself somewhere between Black Sabbath and BTO. Will this work for you?



how in the fuck is "rock star" any kind of descriptor for any job listing? unless you're going for a job as an actual rock star.

seriesly.

i think the world is controlled by dimfuck 20 somethings with blackberries shoved sideways up their asses. it must have an impact on thought at some point.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

1. Sales job...either cold calling or door 2 door

run

[eyepaddle]

2. All I know is that I loive your response!

:rofl:

[Curtland1015]

3. ...and I'm looking for "porn star" source code programmers.

Preferably programmers that go bi(nary). 1's AND 0's baby!

[datasuspect]

4. or "70s era police drama actor billing analysts"

"if you have that karl malden vibe, APPLY TODAY!!!!"

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. dang....I only rate at Jack Klugman.

(hangs head in shame)

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Witness the aciddeath of an entire generation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14ssvIFhAU

[EndersDame]

7. That to me sounds like a 40 something trying desprately to appeal to a 20 something

disclaimer i am 23 I think all in all it is bullshit employer lingo like "partner" "team member" and "guest"

[county worker]

8. Yep sales job. Don't apply, you will get no salary and only make something if you sell their shit.

It was written by some jerk sales manager somewhere, I'd bet on it.