The Giddy Prostesis of all CAPTIONS!!! (Don't ask.)

[skip fox]

". . . and we're in the process of establishing the extent of that committment or
involvement at present in their government . . . Hey! . . . That's good! . . . Maybe
I should be a poet or something. . . . What was it again? 'establishing the intent of
purpose for their porpoisis' but with a lot of 't' sounds . . . . Aww, I forget! And it
was good, too! . . . Hey wait! . . . You guys were taping, right? . . . Wow! . . . That's
great! For a moment, I . . ." (And on and on and on . . .)

[44wax]

1. Pretzeldent Bunnypants prepares to smoosh a booger to emphasize

his desire to wipe out the Constitution with the strength of his forefinger, thumb, and Poppy's billionaire friends.

[zls44]

2. Hehe

Wehen asked by the reporter, President Bush responded, "this big".

TOO EASY!!!

[zls44]

3. Welcome!

Welcome to DU wax!

:toast: :toast: :toast:

[smiths_fan_21384]

4. W. is "sprechin'":

"Now, if I remember correctly, Liberalberia is a really small country...I don't know much about the citizens...I know they're small, maybe two or three inches tall, and their womenfolk have big breasts and eight vaginas...come to think of it, I don't know much about black people in general...I know they ain't white, that's for damn sure (laughs, but no one else does)...anyway, President Charles Taylor must leave...Charles Taylor? Is that right? That's a white name...but he's a n...I mean...um...thank you and God bless America!"

[skip fox]

9. very sweet

n/t

:toast:

[underpants]

5. Today I am only lying this much. At the State of the Union...

I lied THIS much

Actual SoTU photo

[rock]

6. Like this. Three sizes too small

(with apologies to Dr Spock)

[Mr. Jinx]

7. "Foolish reporter- I'm crushing your head!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. I'm crushing your head!

Crushing your head! Muahahahahahahahahaha...

[newyawker99]

10. Hi 44wax!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[skip fox]

11. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

12. W: If we change the facts a little bit, that's not really lying ...

...it's just presenting them differently ... Jeb and me used to
tell what Babs called white lies as well as whoppers ... not really lies ... just slightly changing the truth which seemed true on the surface ... sort of ... but, not out-right lying ... Poppy said they could see right through us ... that they were experts on the subject ... he still won't tell where he was back in 1963 ... November, I think it was ... we were getting ready for Thanksgiving ... Babs just said he had gone to the store ... we didn't think he'd get back to carve the bird ... there was something about our white lies that Babs and Poppy said they had their eye on me and Jeb ... something about we'd make good politicians one day ... especially in Texas ...