i want to live in a world where

[datasuspect]

hamburgers are called "hamburg steaks."

where people eat luncheon instead of "lunch."

where hot dogs are called frankfurters.

where state governments issue paper driver licenses without pictures.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Where dot matrix printers are called Grape Pop, and hookers are free

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. There is place like that.

Candy Mountain.

[HopeHoops]

3. Don't forget tables full of free high-grade pot in all public places.

And the free beer on tap. Everywhere you go, just pull a handle into free frosted mugs. Lots of naked women would help too. Dang, I woke up from that dream about 4:10 this morning.