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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-27-09 08:34 PM
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I need a swift kick in the ass to get me writing again.
Ideas aren't the problem. Motivation is. Maybe I need to jiggy-rig a shock collar to shock me when I don't write enough...

Anybody got a swift kick to the ass they can spare?
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-27-09 10:33 PM
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1. Nope. And the reason why is because if someone DOES
do as you ask, your next reason for not writing will be 'it hurts to sit, my ass is bruised!'

So, I suggest you just pull your head out of your ass, puck the sphincter up, sit down and WRITE!!!!

And remember, you're bigger and outweigh that 'little white sheet of paper' (even if it is in the form of a blank computer screen) so do NOT let it intimidate you.

So, SET YOUR ASS DOWN AND WRITE!!!

Hope that is helpful.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-27-09 10:49 PM
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2. Will you settle for a swift kick FROM an ass?
:dem:
































Okay, if that didn't work, then....



















:) now go write

 
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-27-09 10:58 PM
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3. I have a book recommendation for you.
The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks and Win Your Inner Creative Battles by Steven Pressfield. An entire book about how to self-motivate to create and why creative block occurs.

http://www.amazon.com/War-Art-Through-Creative-Battles/dp/0446691437/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251431781&sr=8-1
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-28-09 12:39 AM
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4. He will come for you
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-28-09 01:40 AM
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5. Why do it?
Are you obligated to write something? Are you being paid for it? Or is it a school paper, due at a future date?

If not, why do it?

Life's way too short to do things you don't want to do. Looking for a "swift kick in the ass" to do something you obviously don't want to do is kind of odd - unless money or a grade is involved.

Screw it. Do something that's fun.

I'm a writer. I get paid to do it, and there are times I don't feel like it, so I don't do it. Then, when I get to it, it goes wonderfully, because there's something in my brain that does the work in a deep, dark place to which I lack conscious access, but if I leave it alone, it does what I need it to do.

Maybe that's what you're about, too. Ever think of that?

All I know is that if you loved it, you'd do it.

I love writing, I really do, and it's easy for me, and fun. But the idea of asking someone to motivate me to do it is just beyond my ken. It's my job, so I do it, and I've never missed a deadline. Come close, but so far, I've been the money player you can count on, and my agent and publisher have no complaints.

So, if you want to write, do it. But, if you don't have to, why would you trouble yourself for not doing it?

Here's a story that might help you:

It was to be my first published novel. I had no idea how any of this worked, having never taken a writing course or even read a book about writing. But I had this author's proof and an eleven-page letter from my editor, detailing the changes she suggested.

We'd already had a few conversations about the edit letter, and I knew exactly what I had to do.

It would be the last time I touched the work before it went to production.

And I froze.

I was scared.

All I'd gotten was praise for my writing up to that point, and now my ass was on the line. I had succeeded, my only dream, and my agent had sold a novel I'd written - the first thing I'd ever written - and what if it sucked? What if I couldn't do all that was in the letter?

Which, really, was very, very little.

So, I called my agent, to whine and see if I could somehow get out of it. Or something.

She's an old pro.

She said, "Open the proof, take out the first page of the letter, and make one change in one sentence, wherever that is in the manuscript. Then quit. You're good for the day."

Buoyed and courageous, I went to my desk, opened both documents, and then left, went to a movie, out to dinner, and avoided my study for the rest of the day.

The next morning, I sat down, and fifteen hours later, the edit was complete, and the marked up author's proof was ready to be FedExed to my publisher.

So, if that story helps you, good.

But, the point is, unless you're under a wire of some kind, go read. Or swim. Or teach a kid to read. Or swim.

Or just eat some ice cream, and trash around on DU.

Life is for having fun. Relax........................
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-28-09 02:08 AM
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6. Join the club
I need one too. :)
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-28-09 04:20 AM
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7. ..
Edited on Fri Aug-28-09 04:22 AM by MilesColtrane
Vincent van Gogh, painter
"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together."

William Blake, poet, mystic
"He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence."

Sophocles, old, dead Greek
"Heaven never helps the men who will not act."

Ulysses S. Grant, famous drunkard
"I am a verb."

Winston Churchill, clinically depressed, bulldog faced Prime Minister
"I never worry about action, only inaction."

Joan Baez, singer
"Action is the antidote to despair."

Louis I. Kahn, architect and bigamist
"A good idea that doesn't happen is no idea at all."

Ralph Waldo Emerson, transcendentalist
"Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it."

Yoda, hand puppet
"Do, or do not. There is no try."



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