Our apologies to the copycat posts "My teacher is a singer" and "My teacher is a stinger"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

While we gave some serious thought and consideration to including you as copycat submissions, ultimately we did not find them witty enough to rise to the level of a sufficient copycat.

Also, our apologies to Tom Jones and a yellow jacket wasp, respectively, who were slated to be the accompanying graphics for said copycat posts. It's nothing personal, trust us.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Really?

You could have combined them and posted a picture of Sting. It would have been an awesome synchronicity, what with Sting having been a teacher before he became a rocker.

[Orrex]

2. Sting and synchronicity just don't mix

[Dr. Strange]

3. See, it's thinking like that...

that will ultimately lead to a Police state.

[Orrex]

4. I have a knack for detecting these things early

I'm like some sort of bird in a subterranean mineral extraction facility.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Don't stand so close to me.