Not just ordinary services

[Orrex]

[ThomCat]

1. If your dick burns then you really need special services.

:P

[HopeHoops]

2. I hope they're stocked with a SHITLOAD of penicillin.

Which, in itself, is a chuckle.

[hobbit709]

3. Question is: Do they give them or heal them?

[Orrex]

9. I wondered that as well. Ouch!

[Dr. Strange]

4. Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Stupid kids.

[Parche]

5. his penis illin

:woohoo: :rofl::hi:

[NJmaverick]

6. One should really go to a clinic, rather than a church

when this happens.

[Orrex]

10. Perhaps the victim is hoping for a laying on of hands

Repeatedly?

[Moondog]

7. It kind of depends on how you read it, doesn't it?

I mean if your dick burns, odds are you're clapped up, and you can use special services.

But what if you've got a dick burn, say something like a rug burn? What are they going to do for that?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Orrex]

8. Another way to read it

They offer a variety of special services, and among the special services they offer are dick burns.

It's not my cup of tea, but body modifications are all the rage, so why not?

[Ikonoklast]

11. They just didn't have enough room on the sign for

"Inflamed Penis".

Next week's service is "Vaginal Discharge". That one's always a real hoot.