I'm going to start smoking so I can look cool

[Bucky]

I'm forty, single, balding, nerdy, out of shape. I got a 13 year old kid, a humdrum job, and terrible taste in music. There's only one thing to do that will turn my life around, and by criminy I'm gonna do that. Look out, world, he comes the new "Smokin' Bucky"!



Oh yeh! I'm the coolest NOW, baby.

[northzax]

1. it's about time

you lost most of your chance to be cool in your formative years, but Joe Camel can still push you over the top. Think about it, it's really the only way your kid will think you're anything but a loser.

come on, you know you want one...chicks dig it.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. If you want to be REAL cool

You'll start smoking pot too. All the cool middle aged men are doing it!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. PEER PRESSURE

It's coming to get you!!! Do you feel that?? Huh?? Do ya??!? :evilgrin:

[felonious thunk]

4. Don't forget your Pepsi!

Smoking some cigs, drinking some Pepsi. That's what it's all about man!

[XNASA]

5. Why stop there? You should add some tattoos...and piercings.

Then you'll really be cool.

And make sure that you wear really baggy pants, and let the waistline fall down to below the lower half of your ass.

Chicks really love that kinda stuff.

[ret5hd]

7. and skateboarding...

learn to slide the skateboard down the stairway handrails.

ps: don't ever EVER cry when you fall.

[Wickerman]

6. Smoke crack

that's really cool. and then you wouldn't have to worry about that humdrum job. You'd start going out, listening to the hippest dance music, most likely get a criminal record - now all that would be cool. You could go to prison and be killed in a prison riot. THAT would be cool.

Or, you could whimp out and commit suicide on the installment plan as per your cig smoking plan. Oh yeah, cool.

reformed smoker here - the most obnoxious type of smoker.

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. nah..you want to CHEW Tobacco

The chicks love that. Especially when you spit near their shoes.

[Robb]

9. Just carry that cup around

...preferably a semi-clear plastic cup, so we can all see the goodies you spit in there. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

10. Used coke bottles...

...tobacco spit is SO attractive.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Why not consider becoming a flasher?

You could wander around naked but for a dirty brown trenchcoat, patent leather shoes, socks (with sock suspenders - gotta have the suspenders) and terrify the populace.
How's that sound? Shouldn't interfere with your tobacco based duties.

[radwriter0555]

12. I watched someone pay more than EIGHT DOLLARS for cigarettes

today...

Just regular, american cigarettes.... that's $3000 per year.

[arwalden]

15. Eight Dollars... WHERE?

The reason I quit was because they had finally hit $45 a carton. Otherwise I'd still be smoking.

-- Allen

[arwalden]

13. Smoke Filterless Chesterfields...

or you can simply tear the filters off of L&M's or Pall-Mall's. The cool kids are all smoking Lucky Strikes... filterless.

-- Allen

[tigereye]

14. if you really want to be cool you have to smoke Gitanes

phewww...

I do miss clove cigarettes though and Bidis

but I will probably live a lot longer....

[LynneSin]

16. Are you that guy from "Small Town Estascy"

There was a documentary where some divorced 40 year old man with 4 kids went through serious mid-life crisis and decided to go to raves and take E

If you think you need to smoke for self-esteem, maybe you should get therapy instead!