What did you bring to the gun fight?

[Orrex]

[Captain Hilts]

1. Other: Quick feet to get me home or to the embassy as quickly as possible! nt

[rug]

2. Popcorn.

[MilesColtrane]

3. Jedi mind control

[AllenVanAllen]

4. One of these.

I'm pretty sure VanAllen is a killing-word...

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. A wet noodle. But my Klingon friends brought bat'leths. Hard telling how this will end, really.

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. I am amending this to add that I will also be bringing SKITTLES, who could be

an honorary Klingon what with all the ass-kickings given out over the years. :P

[hunter]

6. Street Magicians and Mimes.

Guys reached for their guns to shoot the mimes and their guns were gone. So were their wallets, cell phones, watches, belts, and any jewelry they were wearing. We waved the underwear around just for laughs.

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. LOL

[Aristus]

7. The Death Star!

B-)

[kentauros]

23. Just don't order the Penne Al'Arrabiata in the Deathstar canteen

or you'll have to argue with the catering guy.

And if Jeff Vader catches you doing it, well, it's death by tray! :P

[Aristus]

28. But the cold Alderaanian cucumber soup is to die for!

:P

[Arkansas Granny]

8. Other. Hopefully, I brought an exit strategy. Anytime I'm near where a fight breaks out,

I head the other direction.

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. *snarf*

[hunter]

45. Our family was at Disneyland once when things got ugly in a line.

There was a biker gang on one side of us and people who appeared to be Eastern European mobsters on the other side. The Eastern Europeans were cutting the line and the bikers didn't like it.

There were two Disneyland employees nearby, 19 years old if that, and I saw them go pale and freeze like they were thinking, "Oh shit... I know they told us what to do but I wasn't paying attention..."

The first thing I did was toss our kids over the fence and then I hopped over and took us away to a safe distance. My wife was mama grizzly angry and she and a few other courageous peacekeepers forced themselves between the two groups and kept them apart until Disney security arrived. Things were still hot when my wife slipped out of the crowd and we got out of there as quick as we could.

[TZ]

9. a bad pun!

Everyone will fall to the ground groaning!:P

[Autumn]

10. My little kitten

[Chan790]

11. A trout.

Randomness 4 teh wiN!!

[no name no slogan]

12. A Wop with a knife

It's the only way to kill an Irish G-Man who has a Scottish accent.

[DarkTirade]

13. A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. my kitty

[Forkboy]

15. This guy.

Lets see them fuck with me now with their puny guns. :P

[Orrex]

47. He needs 100 gallons of Visine stat!

[arbusto_baboso]

16. An M2 Heavy Barrel, tripod-mounted, .50 cal machine gun.

[Mugu]

43. Nobody doesn't love Ma Deuce.

     :thumbsup:

[guitar man]

17. One of my own

:evilgrin:

Call me old fashioned, but I still like a good 1911 over anything I've ever carried. A Browning Hi-Power runs a close second.

[Taverner]

18. I brought my poetry...for I am...THE PEOPLE'S POET!!!

[Forkboy]

19. Thanks, People's Poet! Now the pigs won't hassle us now on the street anymore.

:rofl:

[kentauros]

20. The training of Chiun,

the old Asian from Remo Williams, since he can dodge bullets :P

[Orrex]

30. I'm offended that you felt the need to clarify who Chiun is

As though you thought I wouldn't know.

Ouch!

[kentauros]

35. Ah, but you and I are not the only ones in this thread

so educating the great unwashed is necessary

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Brinkmanship skills. n/t

[Bucky]

22. Aren't options 4 and 6 really the same thing?

[Orrex]

29. A euphemistic "gun" and a covered dish?

Remind me not to invite you to my next pot-luck dinner!

[Bucky]

37. Have it your way...

That just leaves more Vienna Sausage Pilaf for me!

[Moondog]

24. SIG

Accept no substitutes.

[LostInAnomie]

31. Poo to fling.

[Orrex]

32. Is that some obscure martial art?

[LostInAnomie]

34. You could say that..

It's mainly taught only in cities that have zoos with primate exhibits.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Fire Walk With Me]

38. Grovelbot. I'd bring Grovelbot.

Emmenies are toast.

[Captain Hilts]

36. A rapier wit! nt

[Deep13]

39. A bunch of cops.

There they are, officers!

[Broken_Hero]

40. firepower....

In this case, kryptonian firepower. :D

[unpossibles]

41. My healthcare plan. nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. Chrysanthemums

[kentauros]

44. Or a bowl of petunias.

"Oh no, not again!"

[begin_within]

46. Irving's gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4FIBvZ9D80

[NightWatcher]

48. they sent one of mine in the hospital, I sent one of theirs to the morgue