Poetry by gender.

[Wapsie B]

A Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call,

Not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"

I pray this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs,

Who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End.

[Petrushka]

1. Grandma says: " If you find a man you trust enough to let him shave your legs, marry him! " (eom)

[NJmaverick]

2. I would like to point out the woman's poem make a whole lot more demands

than the man's

[Wapsie B]

3. Yes it does. But isn't that true of the fairer sex in general?

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[Wapsie B]

4. kick