Some say that Lou Dobbs is married to a box turtle.
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Wed Aug-19-09 09:18 AM
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Some say that Lou Dobbs is married to a box turtle.
Is it true? If he would just produce his marriage license, it would end the debate. Also, Gizmonic is a Sweetie. Well, that's what I heard. :loveya: :loveya: :hi:
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Wed Aug-19-09 09:24 AM
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1. Also, does Glenn Beck blow goats?
We'll find out after this.
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Wed Aug-19-09 10:05 AM
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5. No, that shouldn't be plural, it was only a goat
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Wed Aug-19-09 10:08 AM
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6. But do we really know it was only one?
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Wed Aug-19-09 10:12 AM
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his pre Fox days are all a blur, I've heard.
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Wed Aug-19-09 01:09 PM
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He could have a he-goat harem for all we know. It's a legitimate concern, and the American public deserves an answer!
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Wed Aug-19-09 09:25 AM
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that shames box turtles every where. I have a fondness for turtlekind ya know! And that sticky from Gizmonic is so awwww.....
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Wed Aug-19-09 09:25 AM
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3. Proof that we need the ability to recommend threads in the lounge
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Wed Aug-19-09 09:26 AM
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4. I heard that too. Why is he hiding the truth???
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 09:29 AM by gizmonic
Word on the street is that Glenn Beck blows goats. Apparently there's proof. :rofl: :loveya: :hug:
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Wed Aug-19-09 10:23 AM
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8. I have the proof in several freezer bags at home
Suffice it to say, Glenn spits.
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Wed Aug-19-09 11:45 AM
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Wed Aug-19-09 10:54 AM
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9. He's just shacking up with the turtle. He also belongs to NAMTLA
(North American Man-Turtle Love Association) I heard they're into kinky things, like doing three ways with snapping turtles. But, that's just what I heard. Some say that, ya know?
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