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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 09:18 AM
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Some say that Lou Dobbs is married to a box turtle.
Is it true? If he would just produce his marriage license, it would end the debate.

Also, Gizmonic is a Sweetie. Well, that's what I heard.

:loveya: :loveya: :hi:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 09:24 AM
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1. Also, does Glenn Beck blow goats?
We'll find out after this.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:05 AM
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5. No, that shouldn't be plural, it was only a goat
not more than one
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:08 AM
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6. But do we really know it was only one?
Can we ever be sure?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:12 AM
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7. that's true
his pre Fox days are all a blur, I've heard.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 01:09 PM
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11. AND he's mormon....
He could have a he-goat harem for all we know.

It's a legitimate concern, and the American public deserves an answer!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 09:25 AM
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2. Thats an ugly rumor
that shames box turtles every where. I have a fondness for turtlekind ya know! And that sticky from Gizmonic is so awwww.....
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 09:25 AM
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3. Proof that we need the ability to recommend threads in the lounge
nuff said!
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gizmonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 09:26 AM
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4. I heard that too. Why is he hiding the truth???
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 09:29 AM by gizmonic
Word on the street is that Glenn Beck blows goats. Apparently there's proof.
:rofl:


:loveya: :hug:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:23 AM
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8. I have the proof in several freezer bags at home
Suffice it to say, Glenn spits.
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gizmonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:45 AM
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10. ..
:spray:
:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:54 AM
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9. He's just shacking up with the turtle. He also belongs to NAMTLA
(North American Man-Turtle Love Association)

I heard they're into kinky things, like doing three ways with snapping turtles. But, that's just what I heard. Some say that, ya know?
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