I hereby call out the vile knave Grovelbot- A lengthy insult to His Majesty, in 'high style'

[Occulus]

To His Majesty Grovelbot, from His Majesty, Occulus, emperor of the Occulan Empire:

Greetings.

It hath come to Our attention that certain postings of thine and thy kindred doth create an unholy stench amongst the Kingdoms of the Underground, and further, that upon thine entrance into Our own fair Empire, and after thine own postings, Our green and verdant grasses hath shriveled and Our bountiful crops, which in times past hath covered the lands in amber waves, will not grow. The very soil upon which thy feet doth tread spurneth thee and all thy blood. Even the fair Sun doth eclipse even now to hide herself from thee and thine. We therefore beseech thee, setting apart all enmity and prior discord, to lay aside thine unholy desire for profit and to returneth thyself even unto the foul shores from which thy putrid self and all thy seed emissed.

Know this; that upon thine embarkation upon Our shores, it hath been revealed to Us by diverse means that thine own life shall surely be shortened and weakened, and thine own house shall wither and die shouldst thee not reconsider thy current and ill-advised course. For behold: in the time that thine own postings reach One Thousand shalt thy doom be marked, and thy Holy Destiny shall fade and fail. This is the prophecy which hath been revealed to Us.

Know further, you digital dog, that shouldst these Holy Auguries fail to dissuade thee, then thee and all thine host shall perish in both fire and water, and all thine own kindred shall suffer the same fate. For it hath been revealed unto Us that One will come who shall have the power to placate thee and, in the end, dispatch thee and thine host with such speed as may become them.

Shouldst thou not heed these divinely inspired warnings, thee and all thy host shall be wiped from the face of the world as a child's castle of sand upon the beach of the ocean in the face of the oncoming tides.

Hugs and kisses,

Occulus

(Yeah, I got bored. But isn't it just fun to insult Grovelbot in 'high style'?)