Someone explain this to me ?

[UndertheOcean]

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Go ask you mother.

[UndertheOcean]

2. Rather ask yours , since I meet her every night .

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Careful, she wears army boots.

(check yer rear for any errant army boots).

;)

[UndertheOcean]

4. That is why she turns me on.

oh , and BTW , I am your father.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Let's discuss all that back allowance you owe me.

Cha-ching. And I'll be needing the keys to the car.

[Orrex]

6. Is "back allowance" a reference to some kind of Kama Sutra acrobatics?

You boys should really get a room.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. I'm afraid that you do not have enough money to learn the answer to such questions.

But you may attempt to pay into learning the answers, that is given.

[Orrex]

7. He once caught a fish that big?

:shrug:

[texanwitch]

8. Why wasn't he holding up the shirt the woman is as behind him.

That is only something Bush would do.

[chknltl]

10. Bush's variation on Bullwinkle's pulling the rabbit out of the hat trick.

The Magician in Chief: "As you can plainly see, there is no WMDs in here at this time....."

[busybl]

11. I remember that

I think those girls were a swimming team.

[LostInAnomie]

12. He's showing off what Condi left in his pick-up.

[quakerboy]

13. I risked a web search

Curious what comes up when you punch in "bush panties picture". Glad I unthinkingly did that while my wife was sitting behind me. Anyway

http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=news.viewstory&story_ID=2067

[rcrush]

14. Bush stole some lady's panties.

[Orsino]

15. * reaches out to opponents of his wars...

...recommending that they unbunch their panties.

[mockmonkey]

16. I think...

Bush, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."

Woman, "You first."