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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 02:03 PM
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20 Tweets Re: Palin's Death Panels (from KOS today).... I'm still laughing...
So here it is, in as naked a form as I can think of: 20 Tweets & a Video on Death Panels:
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In the feverish dream where "death panels" terminate the unproductive in society, Sarah Palin's baby isn't even the first Palin in line.
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OUTRAGE! Palin "Death Panels" will exterminate the merely languid!
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I demand the names of the officials in Palin's "Department of Death Panels"
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I can see "Death Panels" from my house!
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Do you know the difference between a hockey mom and a "death panel?" Dipstick!
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The good news is that most of the members of Palin's imaginary "death panels" will probably quit, anyway.
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How about in honor the American "death panels," ya quit makin' stuff up?
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I don't believe in the "death panels" until I see a death certificate.
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Bush "death panel" kills 4,200 healthy American adults in Iraq. No complaints.
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Never go in against a Wassillan when death panels are on the line!
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Maybe she meant "meth panels."
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Palin/What's-the-frequency-Kenneth?-guy in 2012.
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OUTRAGE! Health care plan won't cover alien probing!
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OUTRAGE! Health care plan to cover mandatory Muslimification operations!
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3PO! Shut down all the death panels on the detention level! #obamawars
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I'm thinking of death paneling the kids' basement playroom. Maybe oak.
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As a bipartisan compromise, rather than death panels, I propose some kind of malicious wounding commission.
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More disturbing, still: Obama's wedgie panels.
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Death panels really is a horrible messaging mistake in terms of marketing them, isn't it? Should be USA PATRIOT Panels.
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I'm changing the name of "preexisting conditions" to "butterscotch." Problem solved.
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 02:43 PM
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1. Thanks! Now I have day's worth of status updates for Facebook
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 06:54 PM
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2. If only Shatner could read this on "The Tonight Show"
That would be premium laughage.
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:07 PM
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4. Gosh, that would be hysterical. Hmmmm.... anybody know anybody?
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 07:02 PM
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3. very well crafted
:toast:
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