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So here it is, in as naked a form as I can think of: 20 Tweets & a Video on Death Panels: 1: In the feverish dream where "death panels" terminate the unproductive in society, Sarah Palin's baby isn't even the first Palin in line. 2: OUTRAGE! Palin "Death Panels" will exterminate the merely languid! 3: I demand the names of the officials in Palin's "Department of Death Panels" 4: I can see "Death Panels" from my house! 5: Do you know the difference between a hockey mom and a "death panel?" Dipstick! 6: The good news is that most of the members of Palin's imaginary "death panels" will probably quit, anyway. 7: How about in honor the American "death panels," ya quit makin' stuff up? 8: I don't believe in the "death panels" until I see a death certificate. 9: Bush "death panel" kills 4,200 healthy American adults in Iraq. No complaints. 10: Never go in against a Wassillan when death panels are on the line! 11: Maybe she meant "meth panels." 12: Palin/What's-the-frequency-Kenneth?-guy in 2012. 13: OUTRAGE! Health care plan won't cover alien probing! 14: OUTRAGE! Health care plan to cover mandatory Muslimification operations! 15: 3PO! Shut down all the death panels on the detention level! #obamawars 16: I'm thinking of death paneling the kids' basement playroom. Maybe oak. 17: As a bipartisan compromise, rather than death panels, I propose some kind of malicious wounding commission. 18: More disturbing, still: Obama's wedgie panels. 19: Death panels really is a horrible messaging mistake in terms of marketing them, isn't it? Should be USA PATRIOT Panels. 20: I'm changing the name of "preexisting conditions" to "butterscotch." Problem solved.
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