I need to know the name of the largest freshwater Sound in the United States

[taterguy]

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[hobbit709]

1. google it yourself

[taterguy]

3. Come on fucking guy. Do me a solid

Besides, Google's blocked on my home PC

[rug]

2. CCR.

[vadawg]

4. splash n/t

[TZ]

5. How about the largest estuary in the world?

Estuary - mix of salt and freshwater... That would be the Chesapeake Bay...

[taterguy]

6. If I wanted to know the name of the largest estuary that's what I would have asked

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Burp.

[KamaAina]

8. Isn't "freshwater sound" an oxymoron?

I always thought sounds, such as Long Island Sound near which I grew up, were arms of the sea. :shrug:

[Bucky]

9. It's fucking Albamarle in Washing-fucking-ton state

It's fucking beautiful there, man.


There, I did you a solid. Now you do me a liquid.



 

[taterguy]

10. Eight hours after my OP?

What part of RIGHT FUCKING NOW did you not understand?

[Bucky]

15. I had to think it through

One doesn't like to rush into these things. My God, think of the consequences if I'd gotten something wrong, like what state it was in.

Shud-fucking-der.



 

[taterguy]

16. Good thing you took enough time to correctly spell Albemarle

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. Uh, that's not in Washington State.

It's in North Fucking Carolina. Puget Sound is in Washingfuckington State.

Both are estuaries though. Bodies of saltwater fed by freshwater rivers.

[taterguy]

13. It's mildly interesting that there's no consensus about whether the Albemarle is fresh or saltwater

I'm sure if you tested it, you'd find some salt. But wouldn't that be the case with most bodies of water?

How much salt can a body of water contain and still be "fresh" water?

It's not that close to the ocean. The nearest inlet is the Oregon Inlet, which is nowhere near Washingfuckington State.

Besides, "Largest mostly freshwater sound" isn't a very good marketing hook.

[krispos42]

12. The "Edmund Fitzgerald" hitting bottom

I bet that was the biggest sound ever heard in fresh water.

[Generic Brad]

14. Manatee farts

Glad to be of service, Taterguy. :patriot: