Here's the winning ticket in the 2012 Presidential Election:

[Dr. Strange]

Taitz/Mercer or maybe Mercer/Taitz

I'm not sure who should be president and who vice-president, but this is the future. You heard it here first.

[TZ]

1. ...

And the campaign slogan..Oily Taintz for all three!;)

[Dr. Strange]

2. OMG!

The Orly Taitz Admiration Society and Presidential Exploratory Committee thinks that Mercer lacks the necessary gravitas!

They'll rue this day! Rue it like a chicken with diarrhea!

[TZ]

3. How about Mercer?

I mean after that disasterous run with a DU VP last year, he's gotta be wary too...:P

[alarimer]

4. I am afraid Palin/Bachmann has the batshit crazy vote all locked up.

I am not sure even the birthers can compete with that.

[PVnRT]

5. What is their stance on the Eye-Spy Government (ALL THREE) Death Panel?

[Dr. Strange]

6. Mercer is all in the house with the death panels.

But Orally Taintz insists that citizens will need to provide a Death Certificate to take advantage of said paneling.