Help! I BADLY need a HAIRCUT!!!

[yoyossarian]

I won't even show you what it looks like now; I'm afraid it could
have a Medusa effect on some of the more frail amongst you...

This is the result of all those years of Republican rule; this
is what those monsters wanted all along, to leave me with dull,
flyaway tresses that are not just unmanageable but wildly
rebellious! There's no sense or balance, no philosophy to my hair at all!
It's sheer anarchy!

I'm so blue!!! Help!

yoyo

ps: Remember, kids, it could be YOU next! (unless you're bald)

Meanwhile, Dick Cheney Eats His Own Head!



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[yoyossarian]

1. Merciless bastards!

If you could SEE my hair, you'd all weep like little girls, ya would!
But you don't HAVE to see it... you can just go about your business,
IGNORING this HIDEOUS 'do until it SWIMS UP AND BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT! MY HAIR IS A MAJOR CATASTROPHE!!!

But will anyone DO anything about it???

I don't think so...
O, Vidal Sassoon, where are you when I need you???

Symbolic depiction of the horrid hairdo from hell:



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