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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:36 PM
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What's the best way to reattach an earlobe?
I have to accomplish this before my coworker wakes up at 5:00 to go home.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:38 PM
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1. Super glue.
Gorilla glue turns white and expands as it dries. Stick with the old standard.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:43 PM
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2. No super glue here.
Will staples and strapping tape do the job?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:49 PM
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3. Duct tape
What else?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 07:05 PM
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4. Ask Holyfield.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 10:21 PM
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9. That was to good not to comment on. I just about spit my diet coke out.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-06-09 09:42 AM
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12. Well he is the only guy I know of that would know!
:)
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 07:10 PM
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5. staple gun
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 07:18 PM
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6. Well.. when a dog bit off my nostril
It was itty bitty stitches.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 07:29 PM
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7. safety pin
duh

add a few to his jacket so it will coordinate the new look
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 10:19 PM
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8. In-network.
It's a lot cheaper.
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TokenQueer Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 10:24 PM
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10. Lol!
:rofl:
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-06-09 02:53 AM
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11. Staples, Super Glue, Duct Tape,
Nails, Needle and Thread...

I got nothin' else.

Q3JR4.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-06-09 10:21 AM
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13. tear off the entire ear
then send her to Brazil for ear reconstruction surgery...I saw this guy in a movie who could make it look like new...
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