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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:38 PM
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Do you know the difference....
between light and hard?

A guy can keep a light on all night.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:44 PM
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1. Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
NO?






































so you're the one.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:45 PM
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2. .
:rofl:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:45 PM
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3. Speak for yourself n/t
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:50 PM
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4. Hey, I'm 43. Maybe when I was 19, but age catchcs up.
You know what I'm talking about. Or you will.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:55 PM
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5. You've got to take the pause that refreshes
after you get your second wind, you're good to go the distance.

PS: 53.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 05:57 PM
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6. Still ain't the same as "all night".
No matter what you call it.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:07 PM
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7. Depends on what time you get started
:evilgrin:
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 06:28 PM
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8. between roast beef and pea soup?

























anyone can roast beef but no one can pee soup.
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