I offer here evidence of the end of the Republic.

[Robb]

...Courtesy my trip to the hardware store today. No story is necessary, here's the scan:



...I'll be packing for my trip to Mars, thank you. :eyes:

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Humanity is doomed.

[Patiod]

2. Here's my evidence. Sorry NASCAR fans....

Although I'm guessing there are more than one Eagles fan with something Eagle-y carved into their back.

[SacredCow]

3. Oh.... So THATS why mine doesn't work.....

I hate these new-fangled gadgets!

:silly:

[Orsino]

4. Oh.

Oh. Guess that's why they call it a doorstop. :blush:

I suppose I should visit the ER, then, or ask a very close friend to help unwedge this thing. And here I thought it was working so well.

[wininboy]

5. And "Warranty voided if tampered with"...nt

.

[Robb]

6. The lifetime warranty gets me too, by the way.

I mean, if you aren't given "complete satisfaction" by a doorstop, you're not likely to get "complete satisfaction" from a replacement doorstop, either.

[NJmaverick]

7. Believe it or not this is more important than you would think

back when I was in charge of a hospital maintenance department I had to fix more than one hinge because people shoved those wedges in between the door and the frame.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. "The end of the republic has come.

Why, you ask me? I don't know, but I can tell you this amongst the ruins I speak to you that Robb went to a hardware store. Nobody knows what drove him to go there nor why he did it, but it appears all have started with a door issue."

[trof]

9. So THAT'S how those things work.

I called customer service TWICE, and STILL couldn't get it to work.
Even when he said it goes on the INSIDE of the door.
It seems so simple now.

[Robb]

10. It's one-a-them new-fangled all-rubber jobbies.

...I know. Mine's still blinking "12:00". :hi: