Have you ever stolen anything?

[NJmaverick]

Why? Were you caught?

[Stuart G]

1. Well. 50 years ago, I attempted to...

"borrow" some condoms (or should I say a condom) from the local drug store where I was working. There was a willing young lady where I went to high school..(no, I never did visit her)
,,,(has the statue of limitations expired?}

... Got caught. Nothing really happened. except ...I remember it.... very well...I guess........

:dunce:

[dropkickpa]

2. Yeah. Once. Totally got busted.

I am so not slick that way. Luckily, I'd just turned 18, so my parents weren't called, I just had to pay a fine.

[bigwillq]

3. Yes.

When I was younger, my buddy and I stole a lot of baseball cards from Woolworth's. We were never caught.

[SacredCow]

4. Not personally... But I knowingly accepted a stolen item once.

I had a hoodlum friend who would steal things specifically for me. Nothing big- I mentioned that I wanted a new Zippo lighter and the next day, here he is with it and tells me that he pocketed it at a local market.

This was all high school, so I plead juvenile stupidity on my part. I can't speak for him.

[applegrove]

5. I stole a candi one time. My mom saw me chewing on it and made me pay

the cashier for it. That's it. Though I have walked out of a store forgetting to pay for something before. I remembered and returned and paid.

[Forkboy]

6. LOL

no comment.

[Chan790]

7. Yes...

Loose change over a span of a week from an employer to make a point about their bad cash-handling policies. (They literally rounded all accounting entries in the end-of-day ledger to the nearest $1. Thus it would have been possible to steal up to $.49/day (or about $125/year) from them undetected.) Then, months later I told them about it...a net gain of about $2.00. It would have been impossible for them to catch me if I hadn't told them.

I used it on Metrofare to get to work. I figured that was recompense, giving it back would have taught them nothing. Shockingly, I didn't get fired or arrested for this stunt.

[ismnotwasm]

8. Not recently

As in the last 20 years. And no I was never caught.

Why? Either it was something I wanted, or I wanted the money I could get for it.

[Ohio Joe]

9. Yes

When I was going to school for programming, I had a part time job in the deli dept of a grocery store. It was located right on the border between a fairly well to do neighborhood (not exactly rich but well off) and a poor one. I could always tell the poorer families that came by because they would order whatever was cheapest that week. Sooo... I started giving them the finest meats we had regardless of their actual order and pricing them at the sale meat.

oh... and I would also slice up a pound of their finest genoa salami the moment my shift started and then say "oh my... the person that ordered this has gone... well, I'll just put it right here till they get back" and then snack on it all night :D

I never really tried to fool anyone with what I was doing and I'm pretty sure I never did but I was never reported or caught.

[NJmaverick]

13. Sounds like you got a bit of Robin Hood in you

[Ohio Joe]

14. I guess...

I just wish I looked that good doing it :D

[foxfeet]

10. Just Jimmy Hoffa's body.

Because it was there.

As far as I know, I haven't been caught.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

11. Never!

:rofl:

couple of crime sprees before I hit 12 and then I was over it. Why? I wanted shit. I was caught the first time when I was six. Never got caught again and I've never stolen again. Not even a grape from the grocery store!

[NewJeffCT]

12. Once as a kid, I stole a pack of football cards

because I saw that OJ Simpson was the top card... that's been about it.

[MrSlayer]

15. Sure, many things.

Never was caught. Why? Because I wanted or needed it and didn't have the cash or just for fun.

[CreekDog]

16. before i answer

do you have a database where you compile the answers to all these questions? :hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I once stole someone's

heart.

Couldn't do it again, though. ;-)