Hey! Whadda ya say there!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

Hey!!!!! Where the hell you been, Happyass?

Yeah! Good! Good!

So how's it goin' there, Slappy?

Heh heh

Yeah, pretty good, pretty good!

OK! Good seein' ya there Twirly! Take it easy!

***The above is my normal conversation with some guy that I haven't seen in about 40 years, and I have no chance of remembering what his name is.

[taterguy]

1. OH STFU

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Alright there, Bonesy!

[datasuspect]

3. what, are you friends with frank rizzo there

barrel ass?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. That's right, Bottle Nose!

[datasuspect]

5. pipe down there sizzlechest, before i kite ya down tha fuckin stairs

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I'll fire ya off da roof!

[Iggo]

7. LOL @ "Happyass"

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Please credit that term to Mr. Frank Rizzo.

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Should have continued like this:

Oh baby, one thing I know for sure,
as long as I have you, we can move
to da country and raise chickens for
all I care. 'Cause honey, I love ya.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Yikes! Please don't talk to me in that sexy tone...

You know what that does to me!

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Getcha hands off me.

Or I'll call da cops!

[BuelahWitch]

12. Who is Frank Rizzo?

:shrug: :hide:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. Who wants to know

sugar lips? Cause if it's yous father or yous brother, I'll fucking rip their lungs out and shove em down their pie holes. And don't make me come down there for yous either!

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Why do you want to drive all the way from Middletown to sell cars?

I had problems wid my fucking boss.

But why do you want to drive all the way from Middletown?

That's my business.

Well, I'm worried about mileage on the company car!

I'll drive my own car. I drive that thing silly. Silly!

Deese fuckers gotta buy cars...I told this fucker...you buy dis car or I'll smash your face into dis fucking hood.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

15. Sounds like you'd have problems

wherever you went liverlips.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. This is for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q77X1Dk3ixY&feature=related

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

19. WHHHHOOOOO

Thanks Lefty!

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. This is Frank Rizzo...I'm almost embarrassed that this cracks me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tYBPnCYnI

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

18. I spent years in my early life

literally rolling on the floor pissing my pants over Frank Rizzo and the Jerky Boys. Good times. See you later with my nub.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Wrap it in gauze!

:rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

21. But I can't see so good Goddammit

They stole my shoes and everything.

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. I'll be there with my glasses...and my shoes.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

23. Ok Sol

:rofl: