So I'm frying bacon last night at 10pm and some asshole is giving me shit

[LynneSin]

Doesn't he know that any time is a good time to fry and eat bacon.

I would have shared some if he wasn't so mean. And he's a bit creepy, keeps a duct-taped duck hanging on his wall :scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. is Graybeard the Pirate your neighbor?

:hide:

[graywarrior]

2. Wait....I have a penis?

:cry:

[LynneSin]

3. OMG you're a woman

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

4. You pulled a CreekDog!!1!!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

6. She must have fainted.

[graywarrior]

5. Would you check this and let me know?

[LynneSin]

7. it's a red "X" in a box - should it clue me in on something

I'm sick, I'm hacking up massive hockers. I'll look at it when I get home

[graywarrior]

8. Save me one of those

[BlooInBloo]

11. hahaha! pwned.

[proteus_lives]

9. Fuck'em.

I make chicken sandwiches at 2am very often.

[arbusto_baboso]

10. That IS the function of an asshole.

To give shit. Read up on your anatomy.

[Beer Snob-50]

12. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

blts!!!!:loveya:

[ThomWV]

13. Bacon is the near perfect food and should be consumed any time of day or night

Bacon is one of the few foods that fits neatly into two of the essential food groups - the Grease Group and the Salt Group - and no other food makes the fit with more flavor. Perfect as a relish with many other dishes it outshines its only real rival, Peperoni.