If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would it be?

[HopeHoops]

No, this isn't a sex thread. The word "fuck" is used in the sense of "fuck over", "screw up", "mess with".

I left George W. Bush off of the list because he's just as drunk and out of the picture now as he was when he pretended to be the president.

[Deep13]

1. Murdock nt

[HopeHoops]

2. Shit - I should have thought of that.

That one covers The NYDN and all of the FOX Opinion Channel idiots in one shot!

[KamaAina]

3. Oh. The other one would've been a no-brainer.

:loveya:

:cry:

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[carpetbagger]

4. Khamenei

Take down that guy, everything changes.

[kimmerspixelated]

5. Hope Honey? I'm laughing so hard

I just about peed myself!!

I was all set to tell you all about my fantasy with Johnny Depp on top, but now I am literally speechless!!!

Once again, you entertain me!

[HopeHoops]

11. Hell, I'd do Johnny Depp if I was a chick.

I particularly liked him in Benny and June (sp?)

[backwoodsbob]

6. hmmm

Alecia silverstone or Drew Barrymore.

Either would do :)

[HopeHoops]

12. I couldn't do Drew if I had to.

Sure, she's cute and all - but all I ever see is the little girl from ET and that's just not right.

[hippywife]

7. Um...no one.

Why waste my time and energy on setting out to purposely mess up someone else's life, no matter how much I dislike them? Sounds like I would have a bigger problem than they do. :shrug:

[auntAgonist]

9. what she said!

:thumbsup:

[Taverner]

8. Plant a bomb at the 1976 Republican Convention and drastically alter history

[Maccagirl]

10. The guy in Toledo

who voted for Reagan-but he fucked himself (and me). I bet he's sitting around the house with his fellow "Reagan Democrats" wondering why he lost his job at the car factory and listening to Limpballs.

[UTUSN]

13. Oh. Thought it was in a *good* way. n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. I already did

I was the voice in John McCain's head that kept whispering "Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,..."

OK - I'm back from August 2008 (Maximum range - sorry). How did it work out?

[Auggie]

15. I voted for Darth, but should have said other: Rove

[Sebastian Doyle]

16. Max Baucus

With a dull rusty chainsaw!

[quakerboy]

17. Depends

I would want a big sign over the mess so everyone else could clearly understand what happened. The sign would read "Chuck Grassley stood in the way of health care for his constituents. Look what the people dun to him. Do you dare do the same?"

And it would need to be with the clear understanding that the screwing up would clearly result in the person being unable to continue on in any sort of public office. With that understanding, Grassley, Lugar, Gregg, Snowe, Collins, or Voinovitch are all interchangeable in my mind.

[BlueIris]

18. Had to go with Dick.

Cheney, that is. Scary, evil person who has given us more trouble than almost any other figure in history.

[_dynamicdems]

19. Glen Beck.

Not that he isn't already seriously screwed up.

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. Glenn "Batshit insane" Beck.

[old mark]

21. ALL of the GOPers now in congress - seriously, and often. nt